WELCOME to FRIDAY September 15, 2023

RUNNING LATE: Official Glossary

“On the way.” – Still in bed.
“In the car.” – In the shower.
“GPS says 35 min.” – Getting ready.
“There’s traffic.” – Leaving the house.
“Parking now.” – 15 minutes out.
“Can’t find a spot.” – 5 minutes out.
“Walking in.” – Looking for a spot.

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT WEEKEND, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“At the Plaza Hotel, the lights went off right before a couple exchanged vows. Even
worse, the bride had just said, ‘God, if this is a mistake, please give me a sign.'” -Jimmy Fallon

“According to a new report, there is a shrine in Japan solely dedicated to
hemorrhoids. Seating is limited, but usually available.” -Seth Meyers 😳

“At a Walmart in Minnesota, a customer had to tackle a confused deer after it wandered
into the store. The deer is fine and was released back into the wild, which makes this the
happiest possible ending to a story of a deer walking into one of
America’s largest suppliers of hunting rifles.” -James Corden

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
An elephant was drinking out of a river one day, when he spotted a turtle asleep
on a log. So, he ambled on over and kicked it clear across the river.
“What did you do that for?” Asked a passing giraffe.
“Because I recognized it as the same turtle that took a nip out of my trunk 53 years ago.”
“Wow, what a memory” commented the giraffe.
“Yes,” said the elephant, “turtle recall”. 😳😳😎

Thursday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“I’m not fat.”
Well not at present, but I can see you really pushing maximum density.”

Answer: The Breakfast Club!
The scene for this quote takes place as John (Judd Nelson) tries to irritate Claire (Molly Ringwald)
because he views her as stuck-up and wants to bring her ego down.

Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“Ah Miss Blaine, you dance like a herd of cattle. You are a rare woman who lights up a room simply by leaving it!”

Thursday’s Quizzler is….​
What is this well-known phrase?

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ANSWER: Rising to the occasion
(Rising two ‘the occasion’)

Friday’s Quizzler is….​
Each pair of definitions is for two words, where the second word is the first word with an extra
letter added somewhere (example: band & brand). The length of the short word in each pair is provided.

1) a thin flat piece cut from something & to unite two pieces by connecting the ends together (5 letters)
2) the total admission receipts for an event & a striped or clouded quartz (4 letters)
3) to bury & to confine or impound (5 letters)
4) blemish or imperfection & to turn aside (6 letters)

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