WELCOME to MONDAY September 18, 2023

Here’s The Story…..
Two young men were out in the woods on a camping trip, when the came upon this
great trout brook. They stayed there all day, enjoying the fishing, which was super.
At the end of the day, knowing that they would be graduating from college soon, they
vowed that they would meet, in twenty years, at the same place and renew the experience.
Twenty years later, they met and traveled to a spot near where they had been years before.
They walked into the woods and before long came upon a brook. One of the men said to the other, “This is the place!”.
The other replied, “No, it’s not!”.
The first man said, “Yes, I do recognize the clover growing on the bank on the other side.
To which the other man replied, “Silly, you can’t tell a brook by it’s clover.” 🙄😎
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT MONDAY, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

You will face many defeats in life, but never
let yourself be defeated. -Maya Angelou

Go confidently in the direction of your dreams!
Live the life you’ve imagined. -Henry David Thoreau

In the end, it’s not the years in your life that count.
It’s the life in your years. -Abraham Lincoln

Never let the fear of striking out keep you
from playing the game. -Babe Ruth

In this life we cannot do great things. We can only do
small things with great love. -Mother Teresa

Many of life’s failures are people who did not realize how
close they were to success when they gave up. -Thomas A. Edison

You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes.
You can steer yourself any direction you choose. -Dr. Seuss

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
Snow White received a camera as a gift. She happily took pictures of the Dwarfs
and their surroundings. When she finished her first batch she took the film to be
developed. After a week or so she went to get the finished photos. The clerk
said the photos were not back from the processor.
Needless to say, she was disappointed and started to cry. The clerk, trying to console her, said,
“Don’t worry. Someday your prints will come”. 😳😳😎

Friday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“Ah Miss Blaine, you dance like a herd of cattle. You are a rare woman who lights up a room simply by leaving it!”

Answer: Kate and Leopold!
The scene for this quote takes place as Leopold (Jackman) makes a comment about
an oafish female suitor as she leaves the dance floor.

Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“I own the hotel, and I live there. My life is very much like Monopoly.”

Friday’s Quizzler is….​
Each pair of definitions is for two words, where the second word is the first word with an extra
letter added somewhere (example: band & brand). The length of the short word in each pair is provided.

1) a thin flat piece cut from something & to unite two pieces by connecting the ends together (5 letters)
2) the total admission receipts for an event & a striped or clouded quartz (4 letters)
3) to bury & to confine or impound (5 letters)
4) blemish or imperfection & to turn aside (6 letters)

ANSWER: 1) slice & splice
2) gate & agate
3) inter & intern
4) defect & deflect

Monday’s Quizzler is….​
Each of the following sentences contains clues to a set of three words that are anagrams of each other (each sentence describes a different set).

1) The jail keeper counseled the prisoners not to stray beyond the barricade.

2) Due to the warning, Mary had to change her plans to arrive at a future time.

3) The crippled man had eggs and toast for his breakfast.

4) Paul was not excited about making large bundles of black rope.

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