WELCOME to TUESDAY September 19, 2023
Here’s The Story…..
After 10 years, the wife starts to think their child looks a little odd, so she decides
to do a DNA test. She finds out that the kid is actually from completely different parents.
Wife: Honey, I have something very serious to tell you.
Husband: What’s up?
Wife: According to DNA test results, this is not our child.
Husband: Well, don’t you remember? When we were leaving the hospital that night, you
saw the baby had pooped his diaper. Then you said: Please go change the baby, I’ll wait for
you here. So I went inside, got a clean one and left the messy one there. 😳😳😳😳
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a HAPPY TUESDAY, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“The number of shark attacks around the world increased by 25 percent. With the
economy like it is, more and more sharks are turning to crime.” -Jimmy Kimmel
“China reportedly scrubbed the images of Winnie the Pooh from social media over the
weekend, after users compared the character to their president. Though it seems like
it would just be easier to just get their president to put some pants on.” -Seth Meyers
“A new study found that people with a lot of phobias are more likely to have health
problems. Or as those people put it, ‘I was afraid of that.'” -Jimmy Fallon
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
Sometimes…
when you cry,
no one sees your tears.
Sometimes…
when you are in pain,
no one sees your hurt.
Sometimes…
when you are worried,
no one sees your stress.
Sometimes…
when you are happy,
no one sees your smile.
But fart just ONE TIME! 😳😳
Monday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“I own the hotel, and I live there. My life is very much like Monopoly.”
Answer: Two Weeks Notice!
The scene for this quote takes place as Wade (Grant) explains to Lucy Kelson (Sandra Bullock) with
remarkable simplicity, why all of his possessions are in the hotel he takes her to after a business activity.
Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“He was quite fond of the drink. It was the drink that killed him. He was hit by a Guinness truck.”
Monday’s Quizzler is….
Each of the following sentences contains clues to a set of three words that are anagrams of each other (each sentence describes a different set).
1) The jail keeper counseled the prisoners not to stray beyond the barricade.
2) Due to the warning, Mary had to change her plans to arrive at a future time.
3) The crippled man had eggs and toast for his breakfast.
4) Paul was not excited about making large bundles of black rope.
ANSWER: warden = jail keeper
warned = counseled
wander = stray
alert = warning
alter = change
later = at a future time
lame = crippled
male = man
meal = breakfast
blase = not excited
bales = large bundles
sable = black
Tuesday’s Quizzler is….
On a coffee break one day this past winter, four good friends decided that each would
donate his extra coat to the local charity organization’s “Give One Warm Coat” drive.
Who gave what? See clues below.
Friendly donors: Robert, Roy, Charles, Donald
Coat types: trench coat, duffle, parka, pea coat
Sizes: small, medium, large, extra large
Ages of coats: 2, 3, 4, 5 years
Conditions of wear: fair, good, very good, excellent
Clues:
1.The extra large coat was in better condition than the trench coat, and the small size coat was in good condition.
- Robert’s medium size coat was given to him new, but he never wore it; it was, therefore, in excellent condition, even though it was twice as old as the parka.
- Charles’ parka was in very good condition.
- Donald’s coat was smaller than Roy’s pea coat, which was in fair condition after five years of hard navy use.
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