WELCOME to WEDNESDAY September 20, 2023

Here’s The Story…..
A frog went to get a loan at a bank.
The loan officer’s name was Ms. Patty Stack. When the frog told Ms. Stack
that he wanted a loan, she asked if he had colateral.
He showed her something that, to her, looked like a marbel and
said “this is what I have for colateral”.
She took it to the bank president and said “there’s a frog out there who wants a loan,
and this is what he has for colateral (showing him the marbel)”.
She said “do you know what this is, and should I give him the loan”? The bank president
said “why, that’s a nic nac, Patty Stack; give that frog a loan”. 😳😳
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a WONDERFUL WEDNESDAY, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“Change will not come if we wait for some other person or some other time. We
are the ones we’ve been waiting for. We are the change that we seek.”
— Barack Obama

“It doesn’t matter how strong your opinions are. If you don’t use your power
for positive change, you are indeed part of the problem.”
— Coretta Scott King

“Not everything that is faced can be changed, but
nothing can be changed until it is faced.”
— James Baldwin

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
He was a mediocre conductor of a mediocre orchestra. He had been having problems
with the basses; they were the least professional of his musicians. It was the last performance
of the season, Beethovens 9th Symphony, which required extra effort from the basses at the
end. Earlier that evening, he found the basses celebrating one of their birthdays by passing a
bottle around. As he was about to cue the basses, he knocked over his music stand. The sheet
music scattered. As he stood in front of his orchestra, his worst fear was realized;
it was the bottom of the 9th, no score and the basses were loaded.

Tuesday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“He was quite fond of the drink. It was the drink that killed him. He was hit by a Guinness truck.”

Answer: Mrs. Doubtfire!
The scene from this quote comes as Danial Hillard disguised as Mrs. Doubtfire explains
to Miranda Hillard how her husband passed away.

Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“In 1930, the Republican-controlled House of Representatives, in an effort to alleviate the effects of the… Anyone? Anyone?… the Great Depression, passed the… Anyone? Anyone? The tariff bill? The Hawley-Smoot Tariff Act? Which, anyone? Raised or lowered?… raised tariffs, in an effort to collect more revenue for the federal government. Did it work? Anyone? Anyone know the effects?

Tuesday’s Quizzler is….​
On a coffee break one day this past winter, four good friends decided that each would
donate his extra coat to the local charity organization’s “Give One Warm Coat” drive.
Who gave what? See clues below.

Friendly donors: Robert, Roy, Charles, Donald
Coat types: trench coat, duffle, parka, pea coat
Sizes: small, medium, large, extra large
Ages of coats: 2, 3, 4, 5 years
Conditions of wear: fair, good, very good, excellent

Clues:

1.The extra large coat was in better condition than the trench coat, and the small size coat was in good condition.

2. Robert’s medium size coat was given to him new, but he never wore it; it was, therefore, in excellent condition, even though it was twice as old as the parka.
3. Charles’ parka was in very good condition.
4. Donald’s coat was smaller than Roy’s pea coat, which was in fair condition after five years of hard navy use.

ANSWER: Robert’s duffle coat was medium size, 4 years old, and in excellent condition.
Roy’s pea coat was large, 5 years old, in fair condition.
Charles’ parka was extra large, 2 years old, in very good condition.
Donald’s trench was small size, 3 years old, in good condition.

Wednesday’s Quizzler is….​
Try and find the country in each of the following paragraphs:

1. Tom was a very sick boy and was bedridden for three weeks. He was given glandular fever by kissing a lot of girls.
2. Ale was the drink of choice for Andrew. He consumed 10 pints a day and doctors condemned him an alcoholic, which surprised Andrew. “Ale sooths my feelings and makes me feel relaxed, what’s wrong with that? I am still a normal person!”
3. Baby intercoms are going to be replaced by LAN devices. They will give a better signal and are less likely to pick up background noise and are simply put near the baby, possibly in its cot. LAN devices have also been predicted to be used in other places around the house.
4. Sir Elan drove me to the coffee shop. He is such a gentleman, as I did not have to walk. Bravo, I say!

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