WELCOME to FRIDAY September 22, 2023

Here’s The Story…..
Once upon a time, there were four people; Their names were Everybody, Somebody, Nobody and Anybody.
Whenever there was an important job to be done, Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it.
Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it.
When Nobody did it, Everybody got angry because it was Everybody’s job.
Everybody thought that Somebody would do it, but Nobody realized that Nobody would do it.
So consequently, Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did
what Anybody could have done in the first place. 😳😳😳😎

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT WEEKEND, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“Police in Florida are searching for someone who stole 360,000 nickels during a house party.
Police believe the suspect is almost to the end of the street.” -Seth Meyers

“A man set a new world record after kicking himself in the head 134 times in one minute.
He broke the previous record of zero.” -Conan O’Brien

“A recent study shows that standing at work for long periods of time is bad for you, after
earlier research indicated that sitting for too long at work is bad for you. So really the only
thing we know is, work is bad for you.” -Jimmy Fallon

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
Did you hear about the two guys who decided to try duck hunting? They bought new
outfits and equipment, and went out to a place in the woods where they heard the
hunting was really good. But after several hours of thrashing through the woods, one
fellow said, “I don’t know about this. We’ve been out here all day and haven’t caught
a single duck. Do you think we’re doing something wrong?”
“I don’t know,” replied the other.
“Maybe we’re not throwing the dog high enough.” 😳😳

Thursday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“Oh, you zip it, Doris! Rogers Hornsby was my manager, and he called me a talking pile of pig slop. And that was when my parents drove all the way down from Michigan to see me play the game. And did I cry? NO. And do you know why? Because there’s no crying in baseball. THERE’S NO CRYING IN BASEBALL! No crying!”

Answer: A League of Their Own!
The scene for this quote comes directly after Dugan (Hanks) has criticized Evelyn Gardner (Bitty Schram) for making a throw to the wrong cutoff man on a flyball.

Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“Ah. Well… I attended Juilliard… I’m a graduate of the Harvard business school. I travel quite extensively. I lived through the Black Plague and had a pretty good time during that. I’ve seen “The Exorcist” about a hundred and sixty-seven times, and it keeps getting funnier every single time I see it… not to mention the fact that you’re talking to a dead guy… now what do you think? You think I’m qualified?”

Thursday’s Quizzler is….​
Each group of three definitions describes three words that are spelled the same,
except for one letter (each group describes a different set of words). Example: king, ring, wing.

1a) an Old Norse poem
1b) a wheel spoke
1c) an unusually small animal

2a) to give way
2b) a pasture
2c) to handle

3a) a small territorial division of a country
3b) an artillery piece
3c) a deep valley with high steep sides

4a) a hut
4b) to strike with surprise or horror
4c) a husk

ANSWER: 1) rune, rung, runt
2) yield, field, wield
3) canton, cannon, canyon
4) shack, shock, shuck

Friday’s Quizzler is….​
Duffus had a bit of a lead foot when it came to driving. One day Duffus came flying through town at warp speed right past two cop cars parked at the donut shop. The police quickly followed Duffus with sirens blaring as Duffus ran several red lights. Duffus finally came to a halt. The officers and Duffus leaped from their vehicles and had quite an emotional discussion. After all Duffus had done, he did not receive a ticket. Why not?

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