WELCOME to THURSDAY September 28, 2023

Here’s The Story…..
Trouser was normally a happy-go-lucky dog. He would chase tennis balls, play
with other doggies, and eat his dinner without a fuss. He was a dog without a
care. But on that fateful autumn afternoon, it was to be different. Trouser’s owners
were walking him along a trail at the park, when suddenly from out of the bushes
jumped a man all dressed in black. He had white paint on his face, and was gesturing
annoyingly at Trouser’s masters. This strange person spoke not a word, but proceeded
to pretend that he was trapped in a box and that he was pulling on a long rope. Seeing
the sheer horror on his masters’ faces, Trouser took it upon himself to rectify the situation.
With a low growl he jumped and sank his teeth into this annoying pseudo clown’s leg.
Trouser immediately got a sickened look in his eyes and began to vomit wildly. He then
dragged his tongue all over the ground in an effort to remove the man’s foul essence from
his mouth. For Trouser had learned that …. a mime is a terrible thing to taste.
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT THURSDAY, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“Strength and growth come only through
continuous effort and struggle.” — Napoleon Hill

“Strength does not come from physical capacity.
It comes from an indomitable will.” — Mahatma Gandhi

“Try to look at your weakness and convert it into
your strength. That’s success.” — Zig Ziglar

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
There was a tribe in Africa which was very fierce and warring…they would battle
all the tribes in the area, and they always won. As a victory trophy, they would take
the throne of the chief of the defeated tribe and carry it home, chanting victory chants
and singing the whole way. When they got home, they would put the throne in the attic
of the grass hut. This went on for quite some time, and soon the throne collection grew,
adding to the prestige of the tribe.
One day, they battled a tribe of farily large people, some might call them giants. They won,
and they struggled to get the throne home…but the chanting and joyesness prevailed as usual.
When they got home, they had the ritual of putting the throne in the attic of the grass hut,
but the weight was too much. The ceiling collapsed, killing everyone on the tribe.
The moral: People who live in grass houses shouldn’t stow thrones. 😳😳😳😎

Wednesday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
A flustered fellow, maybe a little green (overwhelmed?) around the edges, hollers: “No! I mean,
uh, what is this world coming to when a man’s… pajama drawer is no longer safe?”

Answer: “The Mask”
‘In the wrong neighborhoods’ nicely covers it indeed! In “The Mask” (1994) mild-mannered Stanley finds himself in all sorts of muddy water, thanks to the magical powers (and absolutely outrageous adventures) that befall him when he tries on a most perplexing “new face”.
When he uses his mask, though, he attracts the attention of the lovely Cameron Diaz ~ which seemed worth the complications. As for his pajamas? Well, ‘The Mask’ had stolen a truckload of money and hidden it in Ipkiss’s apartment and Stan didn’t want anyone, specifically a detective, snooping around and finding the loot.

Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
Person #1 says, with some over-the-top emotion and dramatic tunes blasting: “There’s no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you’ll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?”

Wedneday’s Quizzler is….​
What common saying is represented by the following?

Thought: $19.95

Idea: $29.95

Speech: $1.95

ANSWER: Talk is cheap.

Thursday’s Quizzler is….​
There are two groups of four-letter words used in the sentences below. The first missing words of each sentence are anagrams of each other, and the second missing words are also anagrams of each other. Can you find them ?

1. The _ gender of this king of animals has an astounding of hair around his regal and fearful face.
2. That’s a _ excuse, you cannot get away without giving us the of the person who helped you in this theft.
3. Before each , it is customary to say Grace and end with _.

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