WELCOME to MONDAY October 2, 2023

Funny English Words
Enjoy our list of our funny English words. The English language is full of weird, strange
and unusual words that are either rarely used or have gone completely out of fashion.
We’ve compiled a list of 20 doozies we think are worthy of special attention. So don’t lollygag
about, read on lickety-split and see how many of them you know.
Anencephalous – Absence of a brain.

Borborygmus – Stomach rumbling.

Brouhaha – An uproar or noisy response.

Canoodle – Hugging and kissing.

Cantankerous – Bad tempered or grumpy.

Crudivore – Someone who eats raw food.

Discombobulate – To confuse someone.

Doozy – Something really good.

Fartlek – A training system for runners.

Flummox – To perplex or bewilder.

Gobbledygook – Meaningless or nonsensical language.

Kerfuffle – A mild scandal, commotion or fuss.

Klutz – A clumsy or foolish person.

Lickety-split – As quickly as possible.

Lollygag – To dawdle or spend time aimlessly.

Mollycoddle – To treat someone leniently.

Pratfall – A fall on the buttocks or an embarrassing action.

Rambunctious – Uncontrollably excitable or exuberant.

Shenanigan – Silly behaviour.

Skullduggery – Deception or trickery.

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT MONDAY, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“Two ATMs here in New York were shut down for dispensing counterfeit money.
People were suspicious after one guy kept asking, ‘Hey, can you break a 23?'” -Jimmy Fallon

“Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way
when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.”
—Jack Handey

Bob: “Looks like you’ve been missing a lot of work lately.”
Peter: “I wouldn’t say I’ve been missing it, Bob.”
—Bob (Paul Wilson) and Peter (Ron Livingston), Office Space

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
Eye halve a spelling chequer
It came with my pea sea
It plainly marques four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.

Eye strike a key and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write
It shows me strait a weigh.

As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long
And eye can put the error rite
Its rarely ever wrong.

Eye have run this poem threw it
I am shore your pleased two no
Its letter perfect in it’s weigh
My chequer tolled me sew.

— Sauce unknown 😳😳😎

Friday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
Staunchly and especially stoically, the older fellow observes: “Now and then, for no good reason, life will haul off and knock a man flat.”
The young man is not even a bit sure he likes the sound(s) of that business and quickly remarks: “Well guess what? It isn’t training over there, it’s war. Where losers die and there aren’t any winners, just guys who turn into broken-down wrecks like my father. Now if trouble awaits me, I’m ready. But why go looking for it?”

Answer: “Old Yeller”
The most brutal lessons of ‘manhood’ come first to little boys and “Old Yeller” (1957) is one of the more classic examples of such a story. The rural Coates family must teach their son the pain of loss, compassion and very hard choices – and it all comes with the misfortune of the beloved family dog! Fess Parker, Dorothy McGuire and young Tommy Kirk played the family in question.

Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
In the midst of a more-than-standard ‘hissy fit’, the lovely young woman blurts: “I love this man, and there is no way that I’m gonna give him up to some two-faced, big-haired food critic!”
“Look, I don’t teach you about teachin’. Don’t teach me about ducks,” the sassy older woman shrugs, going about her business and not having much interest in the turn this little gabfest is taking.

Friday’s Quizzler is….​
Complete the words so that the last 2 letters of the first word are the first 2 letters of the second word, and the last 2 letters of the second word are the first 2 letters of the third word, etc. The last 2 letters of the tenth word are the first 2 letters of the first word, thus completing the circle.

_ _ D U _ _
_ _ B A _ _
_ _ M P _ _
_ _ N G _ _
_ _ I R _ _
_ _ P I _ _
_ _ E A _ _
_ _ R I _ _
_ _ J U _ _
_ _ O L _ _

ANSWER: ENDURE
REBATE
TEMPLE
LENGTH
THIRTY
TYPIST
STEAMY
MYRIAD
ADJUST
STOLEN

Monday’s Quizzler is….​
Which is the only word in the English language to be comprised of two letters, each used three times?

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