WELCOME to TUESDAY October 3, 2023

Here’s The Story…..
When Diane found out she was pregnant, she told the good news to anyone who
would listen. But her 4-year-old son overheard some of her parents’ private conversations.
One day when Diane and her 4-year-old were shopping a woman asked
the little boy if he was excited about the new baby.
“Yes!” the 4-year-old said, “and I know what we are going to name it, too. If it’s a
girl we’re going to call her Christina, and if it’s another boy we’re going to call it quits!”

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a HAPPY TUESDAY, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“The owner of a clown motel in Nevada is looking to sell it. The clown motel
is like any other motel, except it only has one parking spot.” -Jimmy Fallon

“A company has created a line of non-alcoholic wines for cats containing catnip,
water, and organic beet juice for owners who want to drink with their pets. Said
the cats, “Yeah, I’d love to, but I actually have a thing tonight.'” -Seth Meyers

“A new study says that children are suffering bad health effects from eating too
much pizza. The study was explained in a pie chart which
children immediately tried to eat.” -Conan O’Brien

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply
for a driver’s license and has to take an eye test.
They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z.
“Can you read this?” the optician asks.
“Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “I know that guy!” 😳😳😎

Monday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
In the midst of a more-than-standard ‘hissy fit’, the lovely young woman blurts: “I love this man, and there is no way that I’m gonna give him up to some two-faced, big-haired food critic!”
“Look, I don’t teach you about teachin’. Don’t teach me about ducks,” the sassy older woman shrugs, going about her business and not having much interest in the turn this little gabfest is taking.

Answer: “My Best Friend’s Wedding”
Miss Wallace (played by Cameron Diaz) makes this announcement in 1997’s “My Best Friend’s Wedding” when she has caught her fiancé and his best ‘friend’ sharing a kiss soon before the ceremony. Julia Roberts plays the best pal who decides that she wants to be more than than just chummy and Dermot Mulroney plays the object of both ladies’ affections – but, in my opinion, Rupert Everett steals the show as the most reliable friend in all matters large or small.

Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“I’ll tell you, right now… I’m in love with you. But be that as it may, I am not here to force my twisted soul into your life.”
The sophisticated lady, believing him considerably less than he already appears to be doing, coolly replies: “Even in this light, I can tell where your eyes are looking.”

Monday’s Quizzler is….​
Which is the only word in the English language to be comprised of two letters, each used three times?

ANSWER: Deeded

Tuesday’s Quizzler is….​
What is this well-known phrase?

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II
SS
AA
CC
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