WELCOME to WEDNESDAY October 4, 2023

Here’s The Story…..
Recently a guy in Paris nearly got away with stealing several paintings from the Louvre.
However, after planning the crime, getting in and out past security, he was captured only
2 blocks away when his Econoline ran out of gas. When asked how he could mastermind
such a crime and then make such an obvious error, he replied:
“I had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh.” 😳😳😳😎

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a WONDERFUL WEDNESDAY, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“Before you marry a person, you should first make
them use a computer with slow Internet to see
who they really are.” —Will Ferrell

“I love being married. It’s so great to find that one
special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.”
—Rita Rudner

“Ned, I would love to stand here and talk with you—but I’m not going to.”
—Phil Connors (Bill Murray), Groundhog Day

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
I am not a believer in seances, but I went to one just to see what they are like.
The psychic was doing his thing and grinning from ear to ear. I assumed his merriment
was due to the fact that he was fooling a gullible public and gave him a poke in the
nose. You can probably guess the rest. I was arrested for striking a happy medium. 😳😎

Tuesday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“I’ll tell you, right now… I’m in love with you. But be that as it may, I am not here to force my twisted soul into your life.”
The sophisticated lady, believing him considerably less than he already appears to be doing, coolly replies:
“Even in this light, I can tell where your eyes are looking.”

Answer: “Leaving Las Vegas”
As if the exciting photography wasn’t enough, there was the extra pleasure of seeing Cary Grant and Grace Kelly on-screen together in Alfred Hitchcock’s 1955 caper “To Catch a Thief”. Had the film even been marginal (which it wasn’t) the ‘photogenic factor’ was large enough to satisfy the audience as it told its cat-and-mouse story of a cat burglar trying to catch another cat burglar who has taken to stealing the first cat burglar’s modus operandi. Get it? As the story unfolds, and it takes a long time for it to do so, all loose ends tie up nicely. Forty years after “Thief” came director Mike Figgis’s dark character study “Leaving Las Vegas”. Nothing partly panoramic in the style of this movie, the plot followed a tragically alcoholic writer as he pursued his lofty ambition of drinking himself to death and chose Las Vegas, Nevada as the place wherein he decides to do it.

Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“Sometimes you have to lose yourself ‘fore you can find anything.”
While not really meaning to complicate the discussion, the second person counters: “Someday someone’s
going to have to explain to me the virtue of a proportional response.”

Tuesday’s Quizzler is….​
What is this well-known phrase?

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ANSWER: Rising to the occasion
(Rising two ‘the occasion’)

Wednesday’s Quizzler is….​
Each pair of definitions is for two words, where the second word is the first word with
an extra letter added somewhere (example: band & brand). The length of the short word in each pair is provided.

1) a thin flat piece cut from something & to unite two pieces by connecting the ends together (5 letters)
2) the total admission receipts for an event & a striped or clouded quartz (4 letters)
3) to bury & to confine or impound (5 letters)
4) blemish or imperfection & to turn aside (6 letters)

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