WELCOME to THURSDAY October 5, 2023

Here’s The Story…..
A pair of chickens walk up to the circulation desk at a public library and say,
‘Buk Buk BUK.’ The librarian decides that the chickens desire three books, and
gives it to them…and the chickens leave shortly thereafter.
Around midday, the two chickens return to the circulation desk quite vexed and
say,’ Buk Buk BuKKOOK!’ The librarian decides that the chickens desire another
three books and gives it to them. The chickens leave as before.
The two chickens return to the library in the early afternoon, approach the librarian,
looking very annoyed and say, ‘Buk Buk Buk Buk Bukkooook!’ The librarian is now a
little suspicious of these chickens. She gives them what they request and decides to follow them.
She followed them out of the library, out of the town, and to a park. At this point, she hid
behind a tree, not wanting to be seen. She saw the two chickens throwing the books at a
frog in a pond, to which the frog was saying, “Rrredit Rrredit Rrredit…” 😳😳😳😎

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT THURSDAY, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“Never follow anyone else’s path. Unless you’re in the woods and
you’re lost and you see a path. Then by all means follow that path.”
—Ellen DeGeneres

“Insomnia sharpens your math skills because you spend all night
calculating how much sleep you’ll get if you’re able to ‘fall asleep right now.’”
—Anonymous

“Breaking up is like knocking over a Coke machine. You can’t do it in
one push; you got to rock it back and forth a few times, and then it goes over.”
—Jerry (Jerry Seinfeld), Seinfeld

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
Recently, the Psychic Hotline and Psychic Friends Network have launched
hotlines for frogs. Here is the story of one frog and his discussing with his psychic.
A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and is told, “You are going to meet a
beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you.”
The frog says, “This is great! Will I meet her at a party, or what?”
“No,” says the psychic. “Next semester in her biology class.” 😳😳😳😎

Wednesday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“Sometimes you have to lose yourself ‘fore you can find anything.”
While not really meaning to complicate the discussion, the second person counters: “Someday someone’s
going to have to explain to me the virtue of a proportional response.”

Answer: “Deliverance”
If you’re planning to do a “weekend warrior” excursion, it probably isn’t a good idea to catch a rerun of “Deliverance” (1972) before embarking. The story, written by poet James Dickey, details an excruciatingly NOT fun canoe trip down a remote river and how four city men come up against a whole lot more than they could have conjured up in their worst nightmare as they go. Lewis Medlock, played effectively by Burt Reynolds at his he-man peak, engineered this trek which yielded tragic, even deadly, results for the entire group of them – his quote here reflects his initial attitude, which changed after just a few miles spent afloat on a most unfriendly course. Jon Voigt, Ned Beatty and Ronny Cox were the other urbanites riding those canoes from Hell.

Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
Wow, this place is sure full of celebrities. I’m the only one in here I’ve never heard of.”
Her date is less impressed, but still likes to flirt: “Well, uh, with a binding like you’ve got, people are going to want to know what’s in the book!”

Wednesday’s Quizzler is….​
Each pair of definitions is for two words, where the second word is the first word with
an extra letter added somewhere (example: band & brand). The length of the short word in each pair is provided.

1) a thin flat piece cut from something & to unite two pieces by connecting the ends together (5 letters)
2) the total admission receipts for an event & a striped or clouded quartz (4 letters)
3) to bury & to confine or impound (5 letters)
4) blemish or imperfection & to turn aside (6 letters)

ANSWER: 1) slice & splice
2) gate & agate
3) inter & intern
4) defect & deflect

Thursday’s Quizzler is….​
Each of the following sentences contains clues to a set of three words that are anagrams of each other (each sentence describes a different set).

1) The jail keeper counseled the prisoners not to stray beyond the barricade.

2) Due to the warning, Mary had to change her plans to arrive at a future time.

3) The crippled man had eggs and toast for his breakfast.

4) Paul was not excited about making large bundles of black rope.

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