WELCOME to FRIDAY October 6, 2023

Here’s The Story…..
An elderly couple had dinner at another couple’s house, and after eating,
the wives left the table and went into the kitchen.
The two gentlemen were talking, and one said, ‘Last week we went out to a
new restaurant and it was really great.. I would recommend it.’
The other man said, ‘What is the name of the restaurant?’
The first man thought and thought and finally said, ‘What is the name of that
flower you give to someone you love? You know…. The one that’s red and has thorns.’
‘Do you mean a rose?’
‘That’s the one,’ replied the man. He then turned towards the kitchen and yelled,
Rose, what’s the name of that restaurant we went to last night?’😳😳😎

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT WEEKEND, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“A new study has determined that people in relationships can detect infidelity
in their partner’s voice. Especially when their voice says, ‘You’re home early!'” -Seth Meyers

“Germany has just rolled out a new law banning hate speech. The law is tricky
to implement because everything sounds like hate speech when it’s spoken in German.” -Conan O’Brien

“Scientists have invented a way for you to change channels on your TV with gestures.
Yeah, it’s great for people who like watching sports completely still. ‘Wow! What a catch

• nobody move! Oh, now we’re watching Lifetime.'” -Jimmy Fallon

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
I was traveling through Georgia last summer and stopped at a little backwoods
country store. In the men’s room there was a handwritten sign above the
malfunctioning potty which said, “Please Wiggel Handel”.
Below that some wit had written, “If I do, will it wiggel Bach?” 😳😳😎

Thursday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
Wow, this place is sure full of celebrities. I’m the only one in here I’ve never heard of.”
Her date is less impressed, but still likes to flirt: “Well, uh, with a binding like you’ve got,
people are going to want to know what’s in the book!”

Answer: “Sweet Charity”
The collaboration of director/choreographer Bob Fosse and brilliant writer Federico Fellini was on fire with promise on its own. Add to them the multi-talented firecracker that was Shirley McLaine and the result was the extremely watchable (but not so well-received, at the time) “Sweet Charity” in 1969. It told the hearty tale of a taxi dancer (which is NOT the same as a prostitute, make no mistake) with big, big dreams of stardom. Charity belting out “Hey Big Spender” brought down the house and shored up a pretty fun piece of cinema

Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“Come on, it’s so big – I mean, how can you lose something so big?”
“Don’t worry about the story’s goofiness. A sensible one would have had us all in the cooler,”
his unexpected co-star whispers, paying close attention to all comings and goings and patterns of each.

Thursday’s Quizzler is….​
Each of the following sentences contains clues to a set of three words that are anagrams of each other (each sentence describes a different set).
1) The jail keeper counseled the prisoners not to stray beyond the barricade.
2) Due to the warning, Mary had to change her plans to arrive at a future time.
3) The crippled man had eggs and toast for his breakfast.
4) Paul was not excited about making large bundles of black rope.

ANSWER: warden = jail keeper
warned = counseled
wander = stray

alert = warning
alter = change
later = at a future time

lame = crippled
male = man
meal = breakfast

blase = not excited
bales = large bundles
sable = black

Friday’s Quizzler is….​
Each group of three definitions describes three words that are spelled the same,
except for one letter (each group describes a different set of words). Example: king, ring, wing.

1a) an Old Norse poem
1b) a wheel spoke
1c) an unusually small animal

2a) to give way
2b) a pasture
2c) to handle

3a) a small territorial division of a country
3b) an artillery piece
3c) a deep valley with high steep sides

4a) a hut
4b) to strike with surprise or horror
4c) a husk

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