WELCOME to THURSDAY October 12, 2023

Here’s The Story….
A father and son went fishing one day. After a couple hours in the boat,
the boy suddenly became curious about the world around him.
He asked his father, “How does this boat float?”
The father thought for a moment, then replied, “Don’t rightly know, son.”
The boy returned to his contemplation, then turned back to his father,
“How do fish breathe underwater?”
Once again, the father replied, “Don’t rightly know, son.”
A little later the boy asked his father, “Why is the sky blue?”
Again, the father replied. “Don’t rightly know, son.”
Worried he was going to annoy his father, he says,
“Dad, do you mind my asking you all of these questions?”
“Of course not, son. If you don’t ask questions, you’ll never learn anything!”
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT THURSDAY, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“The federal government is starting to plan for climate change by making extended
forecasts that can help people plan for extreme weather – because what can go wrong
when you combine the efficiency of government with the accuracy of weathermen?” -Jimmy Fallon

“Archaeologists believe they have found the tomb of St. Nicholas beneath an ancient
church in Turkey. St. Nicholas, of course, is the basis for the legend of Santa Claus.
And they think they found him. Which means now when my son asks me if Santa is
real, I can confidently say, ‘Yes! He is dead though.
That’s why you didn’t get that bike.'” -James Corden

“Scientists in northern California and Oregon found that marijuana gardens are
threatening the salmon population. I don’t see the problem, really.
Everyone loves baked salmon.” -Seth Meyers

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
A pretty young blonde stood at the bank cashier’s window and smiled.
“I’d like to cash this check, please,” she said, handing it over.
The teller examined the check and said: “Could you identify yourself, Miss?”
For a moment the lovely girl’s brow creased over, then with a bright look she
fumbled in her handbag and producing a mirror, glanced in it and with relief said,
“Yes! It’s me, all right!” The clerk said, “No Ma’am, you misunderstood me.
We require a photo identification.” The girl searched her bag again and found a
picture with a group of people. “This is a recent family photo,” she explained.
“That’s me, third from the left.” 😳😳😳😎

Wednesday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“Now we’re even. I have done you wrong, and you’ve stabbed me twice with forks.”

Answer: Let’s Go to Prison!
“Let’s Go to Prison” is a comedic account of one man, Nelson Biederman IV, and the man, John Lyshitski, who had vowed to make Nelson’s life a living hell. John had many run ins with the law and each time he drew Nelson Biederman III. Nobody liked Nelson the IV. So, when he was mistaken for sticking up a pharmacy, his lawyers and even the judge, gave him a raw deal. That was when John got himself sent to prison so he can ‘hang’ with Nelson. Never having been to prison before, Nelson didn’t know how the life worked. He had ratted on the leader of the white supremest gang for a murder he witnessed. After learning that he was going to be killed, Nelson went up to the Nazi and apologized. What followed next was a fork in each thigh for Nelson. After this quote was said, the head Nazi took back his fork and proceeded to eat with it.

Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“You know what the best thing is? I’m not hooked…I could stop at any time.” I am sure several movies include this line,
but which of these movies does?

Wednesday’s Quizzler is….​
It doesn’t hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time. This little test should help you get started.

During a visit to a mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criteria is that defines if a patient should be institutionalized.

“Well,” said the Director, “we fill up a bathtub. Then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup, and a bucket to the patient and ask the patient to empty the bathtub.”

Okay, here’s your test:

1. Would you use the spoon?
2. Would you use the teacup?
3. Would you use the bucket?

“Oh, I understand,” said the visitor. “A normal person would choose the bucket, as it is larger than the spoon.”
What was the director’s response?

ANSWER: “No,” answered the Director. “A normal person would pull the plug.”
So, how did YOU do?

Thursday’s Quizzler is….​
Four sisters, Sara, Ophelia, Nora, and Dawn, were each born in a different one
of the months September, October, November, and December.
“This is terrible,” said Ophelia one day. “None of us have an initial
that matches the initial of her birth month.”
“I don’t mind at all,” replied the girl who was born in September.
“That’s easy for you to say,” said Nora. “It would at least be cool if
the initial of my birth month was a vowel, but no.”
In which month was each girl born?

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