WELCOME to WEDNESDAY October 18, 2023

Here’s The Story….
The animals were bored. Finally, the lion had an idea. “I know a really exciting
game that the humans play called football. I’ve seen it on T.V.”
He proceeded to describe it to the rest of the animals and they all got excited
about it so they decided to play. They went out to the field and
chose up teams and were ready to begin.
The lion’s team received. They were able to get two first downs and then had to punt.
The mule punted and the rhino was back deep for the kick. He caught the ball, lowered
his head and charged. First, he crushed a roadrunner, then two rabbits. He gored a
wildebeast, knocked over two cows, and broke through to daylight, scoring six.
Unfortunately, they lacked a placekicker, and the score remained 6 – 0.
Late in the first half the lion’s team scored a touchdown and the mule kicked the extra
point. The lion’s team led at halftime 7 – 6. In the locker room, the lion gave a peptalk.
“Look you guys. We can win this game. We’ve got the lead and they only have one real
threat. We’ve got to keep the ball away from the rhino, he’s a killer. Mule, when you
kick off be sure to keep it away from the rhino.”
The second half began. Just as the mule was about to kick off, the rhino’s team changed
formation and the ball went directly to the rhino. Once again, the rhino lowered his head
and was off running. First, he stomped two gazelles. He skewered a zebra, and bulldozed
an elephant out of the way. It looked like he was home free. Suddenly at the twenty yard
line, he dropped over dead. There were no other animals in sight anywhere near him. The
lion went over to see what had happened. Right next to the dead rhino he saw a small centipede.
“Did you do this?” he asked the centipede.
“Yeah, I did.” the centipede replied.
The lion retorted, “Where were you during the first half?”
“I was putting on my shoes.” 😳😳😎
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a WONDERFUL WEDNESDAY, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“Being a mom means never buying the right amount of produce. Either
everyone suddenly loves grapes and a week’s worth are eaten in one afternoon,
or fruit flies are congregating around my rotting bananas.”
—Lessons from the Minivan

“I’m not insane. My mother had me tested.”
—Sheldon Cooper (Jim Parsons), The Big Bang Theory

“There are only three ages for women in Hollywood:
babe, district attorney and Driving Miss Daisy.”
—Elise (Goldie Hawn), The First Wives Club

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
Some race horses staying in a stable. One of them starts to boast about
his track record. “In the last 15 races, I’ve won 8 of them!”
Another horse breaks in, “Well in the last 27 races, I’ve won 19!!”
“Oh that’s good, but in the last 36 races, I’ve won 28!”, says another, flicking his tail.
At this point, they notice that a greyhound dog has been sitting there listening.
“I don’t mean to boast,” says the greyhound, “but in my last 90 races, I’ve won 88 of them!”
The horses are clearly amazed. “Wow!” says one, after a hushed silence. “A talking dog.” 😳😎

Tuesday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“Whoa, I just heard you talking through my nose. Is it possible my nose has ear drums?… Nose drums!”

Answer: Detroit Rock City!
“Detroit Rock City” is about four teenage boys who play in a band together who go through hell and high water to go see Kiss. Many obstacles were in their way. Between one of their moms burning their concert tickets, the school security guard, and having to find a way to get to Detroit from Cleveland, they certainly had their work cut out for them. When the drummer, Jam, gets sent to a catholic school by his mom, the rest of the gang had to go break him out, since they didn’t want to see the concert without him. While outside the school, they pondered how to get him out. A pizza delivery man appeared, and they now had their plan. They would put magic mushrooms on the priest’s pizza. Once the priest was feeling the effects of the mushrooms, the boys walked right into the office where the priest and Jam were talking. This quote was said by the priest as the boys were leaving.

Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
In which movie would you hear this? “I may play ball next fall, but I will never sign that.
Now me and my loser friends are gonna head out to buy Aerosmith tickets. Top priority of the summer.”

Tuesday’s Quizzler is….​
Emperor Akbar once ruled over India. He was a wise and intelligent ruler, and he had in his court the Nine Gems, his nine advisors, who were each known for a particular skill. One of these Gems was Birbal, known for his wit and wisdom. The story below is one of the examples of his wit. Do you have it in you to find out the answer?

One day a scholar came to the court of Emperor Akbar and challenged Birbal to answer his questions and thus prove that he was as clever as people said he was.

He asked Birbal: “Would you prefer to answer a hundred easy questions or just a single difficult one?”

Both the emperor and Birbal had had a difficult day and were impatient to leave.

“Ask me one difficult question,” said Birbal.

“Well, then tell me,” said the man, “which came first into the world, the chicken or the egg?”

“The chicken,” replied Birbal, very confidently.

“How do you know?” asked the scholar, a note of triumph in his voice.

What did Birbal answer to this?

ANSWER: Birbal told the scholar, “We had agreed you would ask only one question and you
have already asked it” and he and the emperor walked away leaving the scholar gaping!

Wednesday’s Quizzler is….​
A farmer challenges an engineer, a physicist, and a mathematician to fence off the
largest amount of area using the least amount of fence.
The engineer made his fence in a circle and said it was the most efficient.
The physicist made a long line and said that the length was infinite. Then he said that fencing half of the Earth was the best.
The mathematician laughed at the others and with his design, beat the others. What did he do?

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