WELCOME to FRIDAY October 20. 2023
Here’s The Story……
Two fellows stopped into an English pub for a drink. They called
the proprietor over and asked him to settle an argument.
“Are there two pints in a quart or four?” asked one.
“There be two pints in a quart,” confirmed the proprietor.
They moved back along the bar and soon the barmaid asked for their order.
“Two pints please, miss, and the bartender offered to buy them for us.”
The barmaid doubted that her boss would be so generous, so one of the fellows
called out to the proprietor at the other end of the bar, “You did say two pints, didn’t you?”
“That’s right,” he called back, “two pints.”😳😳😎
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT WEEKEND, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“A new study finds that parents DO actually have a favorite child. The
survey also finds if you have to ask – it ain’t you.” -Jimmy Fallon
“A man who ordered a television off of Amazon was shocked because
Amazon instead sent him a rifle. Which means somewhere a hunter is
trying to kill a deer by making it watch ‘Real Housewives.'” -Conan O’Brien
“I’ve been trying to say ‘I love you’ more often, starting this morning. I said
it to my family before I left the house. And then to my barista. And then to
her manager, when the barista complained that one of the customers was
making her uncomfortable.” -Stephen Colbert
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
It was time for the final and the student depending upon
getting at least one right answer on the chemistry test.
The question was “If H2O if water, what is H2O4?”
This was a quick question for most, but it took the student some thinking time.
Finally, he wrote down his answer: For drinking, washing, and cleaning. 😳😳
Thursday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“I’m a ghost ghost ghost ghost ghost ghost ghost.”
Answer: How High!
“How High” follows two friends, Jamal and Silas, played by Redman and Method Man respectively, as they are accepted into Harvard University. The duo met with resistance from the dean due to their partying and lifestyle. Ivory was a friend of Silas, played by Method Man. Ivory died, and Silas put his ashes into the soil of a marijuana plant he was growing. While waiting to take a test, Silas meets Jamal, played by Redman. Not knowing that they would be able to see their dead friend while smoking this particular marijuana, they began to smoke. Ivory then appeared in the back seat of their car. Silas freaked out, but Jamal was intrigued. Jamal exited the car and tried to pass through the car as a ghost would do. He said this quote as he was running around outside the car.
Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“Yeah… and we’re grown-ups. We don’t argue over seats. Now go sit over there. There are plenty of empty seats there.”
Thursday’s Quizzler is….
In English, “re” is a prefix usually meaning “again”, such as in “rebuild” (build again).
However, there are many words starting with “re” which have a totally different meaning without the “re”.
You will be given two definitions, one for a word starting with “re”, and one for the remaining
word without the “re” (either definition could be given first).
Example: vehicle wheel / cease employment
Answer: tire / retire
- newspaper employee / hotel employee
- one who belongs / bring past event to mind
- unit of money / not long ago
- money for the poor / kingdoms
- income / event location
- couple / fix
- arrived at / felt long-term pain
- at ease / cause sharp pain
ANSWER:1. reporter / porter
- member / remember
- cent / recent
- alms / realms
- revenue / venue
- pair / repair
- reached / ached
- resting / sting
Friday’s Quizzler is….
A man in a restaurant asked a waiter for a juice glass, a dinner plate, water, a match, and a
lemon wedge. The man poured enough water onto the plate to cover it.
“If you can get the water on the plate into this glass without touching or moving this plate,
I will give you $100,” the man said. “You can use the match and lemon to do this.”
A few minutes later, the waiter walked away with $100 in his pocket.
How did the waiter get the water into the glass?
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