WELCOME to WEDNESDAY October 25. 2023

Here’s The Story……
This is the transcript of an actual radio conversation of a US naval ship with Canadian
authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October, 1995.
Radio conversation released by the Chief of Naval Operations on November 10, 1995.
Americans: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a collision.
Canadians: Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.
Americans: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.
Canadians: No. I say again, you divert YOUR course.
Americans: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS LINCOLN, THE SECOND LARGEST SHIP IN
THE UNITED STATES’ ATLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY THREE DESTROYERS,
THREE CRUISERS, AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR
COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH, THAT’S ONE FIVE DEGREES NORTH, OR COUNTER-MEASURES
WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP.
Canadians: This is a lighthouse. Your call. 😳😳😎
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a WONDERFUL WEDNESDAY, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“Being a mom means never buying the right amount of produce. Either everyone
suddenly loves grapes and a week’s worth are eaten in one afternoon, or fruit flies
are congregating around my rotting bananas.”
—Lessons from the Minivan

“I’m not insane. My mother had me tested.”
—Sheldon Cooper (Jim Parsons), The Big Bang Theory

“There are only three ages for women in Hollywood: babe,
district attorney and Driving Miss Daisy.”
—Elise (Goldie Hawn), The First Wives Club

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
The General went out to find that none of his G.I.s were there. One finally ran up, panting heavily.
“Sorry, sir! I can explain, you see I had a date and it ran a little late. I ran to the bus but missed it,
I hailed a cab but it broke down, found a farm, bought a horse but it dropped dead, ran 10 miles, and now I’m here.”
The General was very skeptical about this explanation but at least he was here so he let the G.I. go.
Moments later, eight more G.I.s came up to the general panting, he asked them why they were late.
“Sorry, sir! I had a date and it ran a little late, I ran to the bus but missed it, I hailed a cab but it broke
down, found a farm, bought a horse but it dropped dead, ran 10 miles, and now I’m here.”
The General eyed them, feeling very skeptical but since he let the first guy go, he let them go, too.
A ninth G.I. jogged up to the General, panting heavily.
“Sorry, sir! I had a date and it ran a little late, I ran to the bus but missed it, I hailed a cab but…”
“Let me guess,” the General interrupted, “it broke down.”
“No,” said the G.I., “there were so many dead horses in the road,
it took forever to get around them.” 😳😳😳😎

Tuesday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“You start running a respectable business and I won’t have to come in here and hassle you every night.
You know what I mean? And I want the rest of you cowboys to know something, there’s a new sheriff in town.

Answer: 48 Hours
As Reggie Hammond, Eddie Murphy delivers these lines, in an action film from 1982. This film also stars Sonny Landham as Billy, the same name as the character he played in the movie “Predator”. In which of these movies does this quote appear? “You start running a respectable business and I won’t have to come in here and hassle you every night. You know what I mean? And I want the rest of you cowboys to know something, there’s a new sheriff in town. And his name is Reggie Hammond. So y’all be cool.”

Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“What’s the color of the boathouse at Hereford? You’ve got the gun. I’m unarmed. Do something.
Go ahead. Do something. Do something! Tell me about an ambush. I ambushed you with a cup of coffee!”

Tuesday’s Quizzler is….​
People have gathered from around the world to witness the 2015 snail races. Each snail was handpicked by its country to race its way across the brutal 10cm track. Try to figure out the finishing time, country of origin, and shell color for each of the five snails. Don’t be discouraged if it takes a while to solve, this is a snail race after all.

1. Of Todd and the snail with the teal shell, one finished in 24 minutes and the other is from Mexico.
2. The snail from Mexico finished 3 minutes after the snail with the lime shell, who finished 1 minute before the snail with the silver shell (who wasn’t Hank).
3. The snail from USA finished 2 minutes before Kipp, who finished some time before the snail from Spain.
4. Of Ralph and the Spain contestant one had the fastest time and the other had the violet shell.
5. The snail from Canada was either the one with the teal shell or the one who finished in 25 minutes.

ANSWER: Birbal told the scholar, “We had agreed you would ask only one question and you have already
asked it” and he and the emperor walked away leaving the scholar gaping!

Wednesday’s Quizzler is….​
A farmer challenges an engineer, a physicist, and a mathematician to fence off
the largest amount of area using the least amount of fence.
The engineer made his fence in a circle and said it was the most efficient.
The physicist made a long line and said that the length was infinite. Then he said that fencing half of the Earth was the best.
The mathematician laughed at the others and with his design, beat the others. What did he do?

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