WELCOME to THURSDAY October 26. 2023

Here’s The Story……
A psychiatrist visited a California mental institution and asked a patient, “How did
you get here? What was the nature of your illness?” He got the following reply.
“Well, it all started when I got married and I guess I should never have done it. I
married a widow with a grown daughter who then became my stepdaughter.
My dad came to visit us, fell in love with my lovely stepdaughter, then married her.
And so my stepdaughter was now my stepmother. Soon, my wife had a son who was,
of course, my daddy’s brother-in-law since he is the half-brother of my stepdaughter,
who is now, of course, my daddy’s wife.
So, as I told you, when my stepdaughter married my daddy, she was at once my stepmother!
Now, since my new son is brother to my stepmother, he also became my uncle. As you know,
my wife is my step-grandmother since she is my stepmother’s mother. Don’t forget that my
stepmother is my stepdaughter. Remember, too, that I am my wife’s grandson.
But hold on just a few minutes more. You see, since I’m married to my step-grandmother,
I am not only the wife’s grandson and her hubby, but I am also my own grandfather.
Now can you understand how I got put in this place?”
After staring blanky with a dizzy look on his face, the psychiatrist replied: “Move over!”
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT THURSDAY, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

Lucy: “There’s just two things keeping
me from dancing in that show.”
Fred: “Your feet?”
—Lucy (Lucille Ball) and Fred Mertz (William Frawley),I Love Lucy

“Common sense is like deodorant. The people
who need it most never use it.”
—Anonymous

Coach: “How’s a beer sound, Norm?”
Norm: “I don’t know, I usually finish before they get a word in.”
—Coach (Nicholas Colasanto) and Norm (George Wendt), Cheers

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
A dietician was once addressing a large audience in Chicago. “The material
we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here,
years ago. Red meat is awful. Vegetables can be disastrous, and none of us
realizes the germs in our drinking water. But there is one thing that is the most
dangerous of all and we all of us eat it. Can anyone here tell me what lethal
product I’m referring to? You, sir, in the first row, please give us your idea.”
The man lowered his head and said, “Wedding cake.” 😳😳😎

Wednesday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“What’s the color of the boathouse at Hereford? You’ve got the gun. I’m unarmed. Do something.
Go ahead. Do something. Do something! Tell me about an ambush. I ambushed you with a cup of coffee!”

Answer: Ronin!
This quote comes from Robert Deniro, as the character Sam, in this action film from 1998. This movie also features Katarina Witt in a small role. In which of these movies can the following lines be heard? “What’s the color of the boathouse at Hereford? You’ve got the gun. I’m unarmed. Do something. Go ahead. Do something. Do something! Tell me about an ambush. I ambushed you with a cup of coffee!”

Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“A secret society exists and is living among all of us. They are neither people nor animals, but something in-between.”

Wednesday’s Quizzler is….​
A farmer challenges an engineer, a physicist, and a mathematician to fence off
the largest amount of area using the least amount of fence.
The engineer made his fence in a circle and said it was the most efficient.
The physicist made a long line and said that the length was infinite. Then he said that fencing half of the Earth was the best.
The mathematician laughed at the others and with his design, beat the others. What did he do?

ANSWER: The mathematician made a small fence around himself and declared himself to be on the outside.

Thursday’s Quizzler is….​
You will know that I am coming
From the jingle of my bell,
But exactly who I am is not an easy thing to tell.

Children, they adore me
for they find me jolly,
but I do not see them when the halls are decked with holly.

My job often leaves me frozen,
I am a man that all should know,
But I do not do business in times of sleet or ice or snow.

I travel much on business,
But no reindeer haul me around,
I do all my traveling firmly on the ground.

I love the time of Christmas,
But that’s not my vocational season,
And I assure that is because of a sound economic reason.

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