WELCOME to FRIDAY October 27. 2023
Here’s The Story……
After a particularly poor game of golf, a popular club member skipped the clubhouse
and started to go home. As he was walking to the parking lot to get his car, a policeman
stopped him and asked, “Did you tee off on the sixteenth hole about twenty minutes ago?”
“Yes,” the golfer responded.
“Did you happen to hook your ball so that it went over the trees and off the course?”
“Yes, I did. How did you know?” he asked.
“Well,” said the policeman very seriously, “Your ball flew out onto the highway and crashed
through a driver’s windshield. The car went out of control, crashing into five other cars and
a fire truck. The fire truck couldn’t make it to the fire, and the building burned down.
So, what are you going to do about it?”
The golfer thought it over carefully and responded…
“I think I’ll close my stance a little bit, tighten my grip and lower my right thumb.”
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT WEEKEND, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“This week was Earth Science week. It’s the week you have to celebrate if
you aren’t smart enough for bio or chemistry week.” -Seth Meyers
“New research shows that China has a bigger middle class than America,
and more people in China are living what we would call the ‘American Dream.’
That’s when you know things are bad – when even the American
DREAM is made in China.” -Jimmy Fallon
“I have a strict policy. I will not and do not publicize unsubstantiated
rumors about anyone unless they’re very funny.” -Jimmy Kimmel
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
I was in small-claims court when I listened in on the case of a woman
who held a good job but still had trouble paying her bills on time.
“Can’t you live within your income?” asked the judge.
“No, Your Honor,” she said. “It’s all I can do to live within my credit.” 😳😳
Thursday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“A secret society exists and is living among all of us. They are neither people nor animals, but something in-between.”
Answer: The Howling!
Dee Wallace, as the character Karen White, speaks this quote in a horror film from 1981. This film was directed by Joe Dante of “Gremlins” fame. In which of these movies does Wallace say the following lines? “A secret society exists and is living among all of us. They are neither people nor animals, but something in-between.”
Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“Oh I see, so you’re going to a cemetery with your toothbrush. How Egyptian.”
Thursday’s Quizzler is….
You will know that I am coming
From the jingle of my bell,
But exactly who I am is not an easy thing to tell.
Children, they adore me
for they find me jolly,
but I do not see them when the halls are decked with holly.
My job often leaves me frozen,
I am a man that all should know,
But I do not do business in times of sleet or ice or snow.
I travel much on business,
But no reindeer haul me around,
I do all my traveling firmly on the ground.
I love the time of Christmas,
But that’s not my vocational season,
And I assure that is because of a sound economic reason.
ANSWER: Ice Cream Man!
Friday’s Quizzler is….
In this teaser, you have to find the odd ones out in the groups of words. BUT WAIT! There’s a catch. Each group of words has TWO words which do not belong. Can you find them both?
EXAMPLE:
Lily – Jane – Tulip – Rose
Jane does not belong as it’s the only one which is not a flower.
Tulip also does not belong because it’s the only one which is not a girl’s name.
You’re on your own for the rest!
- Dodge – Ford – Lincoln – Hoover
- King – Earl – Knight – Bishop
- Yellow – Green – Dead – Black
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