WELCOME to TUESDAY October 31. 2023
Here’s The Story……
A woman was talking to a co-worker, “I don’t know what to do. My husband
is such a mess maker that you can’t imagine. He doesn’t put anything away,
I am always going around the house cleaning up after him.”
The friend says, “Take a tip from me. The first week after we were married
I told my husband firmly, ‘Every glass and plate that you take, wash when
you are done and put back in its place.'”
The first woman asked, “Did it help?”
Her co-worker replied, “I don’t know. I haven’t seen him since.” 😳😎
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a HAPPY TUESDAY, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“I heard that people in Hawaii are stealing cans of Spam and reselling them.
So if you think you’re having a rough day, imagine being the guy waiting on
the corner for his Spam dealer. “Come on, where is this guy?”‘ -Jimmy Fallon
“Red Lobster announced today that it will start delivering its food in New York City
through a partnership with Grubhub. Because if there’s one thing that will make
discount seafood even better, it’s 20 minutes on the back of a bike. Just think, that
shrimp is going down 8th Avenue as we speak.” -Seth Meyers
“According to a new study, children who are spanked are twice as likely as those
that aren’t spanked to get into fights and destroy things – which is probably
why they get spanked in the first place.” -Jimmy Kimmel
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
A man and his wife are sitting in the living room and he says to her, “Just so
you know, I never want to live in a vegetative state, dead to the world,
dependent on some machine. If that ever happens, just pull the plug.”
“OK,” says his wife as she gets up and unplugs the TV. 😳😳😎
Monday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“$608 dollars for the scooter your son trashed. That’s what you owe, and
we’re NOT turnin’ ourselves in ’til we get it. Fair is fair!”
Answer: The Legend of Billie Jean!
The scene for this quote takes place when Billie Jean (Slater) makes a videotape of their demands at Lloyd’s (Keith Gordon) house. This scene is memorable because, after watching a film about Joan of Arc, Billie Jean cuts her hair very short and chages her clothing style before making the video.
Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“It won’t hurt at first. It’s too hot, you see? The flame sears the nerve endings shut, killing them. You’ll go into shock… and all you’ll feel is… cold. Isn’t science fun, Mickey?”
Monday’s Quizzler is….
Inside each set of the following words, there are a pair of smaller words. By putting
& between them, lo & behold, you’ll make a familiar phrase. For example,
“Thighbone/Swallowtail” conceals “High & Low.”
- Skyrocketing/Trolleyman
- Thermometer/Apoplexy
- Delaware/Bordering
- Surprised/Trashiness
- Throughout/Stumblebum
ANSWER: 1. Rock & Roll
- Mom & Pop
- Law & Order
- Rise & Shine
- Rough & Tumble
Tuesday’s Quizzler is….
A man is sitting in a pub feeling rather poor. He sees the man next to him pull a wad of £50 notes out of his wallet.
He turns to the rich man and says to him,
“I have an amazing talent; I know almost every song that has ever existed.”
The rich man laughs.
The poor man says, “I am willing to bet you all the money you have in your wallet that I can sing a genuine song with a lady’s name of your choice in it.”
The rich man laughs again and says, “OK, how about my daughter’s name, Joanna Armstrong-Miller?”
The rich man goes home poor. The poor man goes home rich.
What song did he sing?
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