WELCOME to WEDNESDAY November 1. 2023
Here’s The Story……
Two violinists make a pact that whoever dies first, he will contact the other
and tell him what life in Heaven is like. Poor Max has a heart attack and dies.
He manages to make contact with Abe the next day.
Abe says, “I can’t believe this worked! So what is it like in Heaven?”
Max replies, “Well, it’s great, but I’ve got good news, and I’ve got bad news.
The good news is that there’s a fantastic orchestra up here, and in fact,
we’re playing “Sheherezade,” your favorite piece, tomorrow night!”
Abe says, “So what’s the bad news?”
Max replies, “Well, you’re booked to play the solo!” 😳😳😎
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a WONDERFUL WEDNESDAY, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“The only thing that separates us from
the animals is our ability to accessorize.”
—Clairee Belcher (Olivia Dukakis), Steel Magnolias
“I’m at a place in my life when errands
are starting to count as going out.”
—Anonymous
“A good rule to remember for life is that
when it comes to plastic surgery and sushi,
never be attracted by a bargain.”
—Graham Norton
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
This guy goes on vacation to a tropical island. As soon as he gets off the plane,
he hears drums. He thinks “Wow, this is cool.” He goes to the beach, he hears
the drums, he eats lunch, he hears drums, he goes to a luau, he hears drums.
He tries to go to sleep, yet he hears drums.
This goes on for several nights, and gets to the point where the guy can’t sleep
at night because of the drums. Finally, he goes down to the front desk.
When he gets there, he asks the manager, “Hey! What’s with these drums.
Don’t they ever stop? I can’t get any sleep.”
The manager says, “No! Drums must never stop. It’s very bad if drums stop.”
“Why?” “When drums stop…bass solo begins.” 😳😳😎
Tuesday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“It won’t hurt at first. It’s too hot, you see? The flame sears the nerve endings shut, killing them.
You’ll go into shock… and all you’ll feel is… cold. Isn’t science fun, Mickey?”
Answer: The Punisher!
The scene for this quote takes place after Frank (Jane) captures Mickey Duka (Eddie Jemison) and
pretends to torture him with a blowtorch, to get information about Howard Saint (John Travolta).
Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“At first you don’t think you can stand to get hit, then you realize you can take it ’cause the blood don’t matter, and you know you’re gonna live. It’s a great gift I’m goin’ to give you – to know it don’t hurt to fight!”
Tuesday’s Quizzler is….
A man is sitting in a pub feeling rather poor. He sees the man next to him pull a wad of £50 notes out of his wallet.
He turns to the rich man and says to him,
“I have an amazing talent; I know almost every song that has ever existed.”
The rich man laughs.
The poor man says, “I am willing to bet you all the money you have in your wallet that I can sing
a genuine song with a lady’s name of your choice in it.”
The rich man laughs again and says, “OK, how about my daughter’s name, Joanna Armstrong-Miller?”
The rich man goes home poor. The poor man goes home rich.
What song did he sing?
ANSWER: “Happy Birthday”
This song can be sung with anyone’s name in it.
Wednesday’s Quizzler is….
Take the given words, and by moving a single letter from one word to the other, make a
pair of synonyms, or near synonyms. For example, given: Boast – Hip, move the ‘s’ from
‘Boast’ to ‘Hip’ creating two synonyms: Boat – Ship.
- Inks – Tiles
- Ride – Relive
- Gaze – Freed
- Snail – Pike
- Snag – Cold
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