WELCOME to THURSDAY November 2, 2023
Here’s The Story……
Rush Limbaugh and his chauffeur were out driving in the country and accidentally
hit and killed a pig that had wandered out on a country road. Limbaugh told the
chauffeur to drive up to the farm and apologize to the farmer.
They drove up to the farm, the chauffeur got out and knocked on the front door
and was let in. He was in there for what seemed like hours. When the chauffeur
came out, Limbaugh was confused about why his driver had been in there so long.
“Well, first the farmer shook my hand, then he offered me a beer, then his wife
brought me some cookies, and his daughter showered me with kisses.” explained the driver.
“What did you tell the farmer?” Limbaugh asked.
The chauffeur replied, “I told him I was Rush Limbaugh’s driver and I’d just killed the pig.”
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT THURSDAY, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“The only thing that separates us from
the animals is our ability to accessorize.”
—Clairee Belcher (Olivia Dukakis), Steel Magnolias
“I’m at a place in my life when errands
are starting to count as going out.”
—Anonymous
“A good rule to remember for life is that when
it comes to plastic surgery and sushi,
never be attracted by a bargain.”
—Graham Norton
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets an Aussie
farmer and gets talking. The Aussie shows off his big wheat field and the
Texan says, “Oh! We have wheat fields that are at least twice as large”.
Then they walk around the ranch a little and the Aussie shows off his herd
of cattle. The Texan immediately says, ” We have longhorns
that are at least twice as large as your cows”.
The conversation has, meanwhile, almost died when the Texan sees a herd
of kangaroos hopping through the field. He asks, “And what are those”?
The Aussie asks with an incredulous look,
“Don’t you have any grasshoppers in Texas”? 😳😳😎
Wednesday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“At first you don’t think you can stand to get hit, then you realize you can take
it ’cause the blood don’t matter, and you know you’re gonna live. It’s a great gift
I’m goin’ to give you – to know it don’t hurt to fight!”
Answer: Cat Ballou!
The scene for this quote takes place as Shelleen (Marvin) teaches the cowardly
Clay Boone (Michael Callan) that the pain of taking a punch is only momentary.
Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“They put saltpeter in your cigarettes, which make them burn faster, which make
you smoke more. Which means, at the end of the day, your cigarettes actually cost more, not less.”
Wednesday’s Quizzler is….
Take the given words, and by moving a single letter from one word to the other, make a
pair of synonyms, or near synonyms. For example, given: Boast – Hip, move the ‘s’ from
‘Boast’ to ‘Hip’ creating two synonyms: Boat – Ship.
- Inks – Tiles
- Ride – Relive
- Gaze – Freed
- Snail – Pike
- Snag – Cold
ANSWER: 1. Links – Ties
- Rid – Relieve
- Graze – Feed
- Nail – Spike
- Nag – Scold
Thurday’s Quizzler is….
Find out what the animals are! (for example, “To run away or escape” could be a “flea”)
- hair-control foam
- very exposed
- tellin’ falsities
- a lamenting cry
- a dull person
- a precious or loved one
- first you get a parking ticket, then you get this
- these make up a chain
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