WELCOME to FRIDAY November 3. 2023

Here’s The Story……
A newfie wanted to learn how to sky dive. He got an instructor and started lessons.
The instructor told the newfie to jump out of the plane and pull his rip cord. The
instructor then explained that he himself would jump out right behind him so that
they would go down together. The newfie understood and was ready.
The time came to have the newfie jump from the airplane. The instructor reminded
him that he would be right behind him. The newfie proceeded to jump from the plane
and after being in the air for a few seconds pulled the rip cord. The instructor followed
by jumping from the plane. The instructor pulled his rip cord but the parachute did not
open. The instructor, frantically trying to get his parachute open, darted past the newfie.
The newfie seeing this yelled, as he undid the straps to his parachute, “So you wanna race, eh?”
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT WEEKEND, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“Saudi Arabia has been named to the United Nations’ Commission on Women’s
Rights. In a related story, Ireland has been named to the UN Commission
on Sobriety and Tanning.” -Conan O’Brien

“Residents of a town in Missouri this week are complaining about the creation
of a ‘bondage club’ that operates next door to a church. The town filed a restraining
order, but that just got them more excited.” -Seth Meyers

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
A Greek and Italian were sitting in a Starbuck’s one day discussing who
had the superior culture. Over triple lattes the Greek guy says,
“Well, we have the Parthenon.”
Arching his eyebrows, the Italian replies, “We have the Coliseum.”
The Greek retorts, “We Greeks gave birth to advanced mathematics.”
The Italian, nodding agreement, says, “But we built the Roman Empire.”
And so on and so on until the Greek comes up with what he thinks will end the discussion.
With a flourish of finality he says, “We invented relations!”
The Italian replies, “That is true, but it was the Italians who introduced it to women!”

Thursday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“They put saltpeter in your cigarettes, which make them burn faster, which make
you smoke more. Which means, at the end of the day, your cigarettes actually cost more, not less.”

Answer: Definitely Maybe!
The scene for this quote takes place outside a convenience store, as April (Fisher) proves to Will (Ryan Reynolds) that her cigarettes, with fewer additives burn slower than his brand. As a backdrop, both April and Will are volunteers in New York for Bill Clinton’s first Presidential Campaign.

Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“They come here looking for the magic, hoping to find romance, when they can’t find it anywhere else.
It’s an island, babe. If you didn’t bring it here, you won’t find it here.”

Thursday’s Quizzler is….​
Find out what the animals are! (for example, “To run away or escape” could be a “flea”)

1. hair-control foam
2. very exposed
3. tellin’ falsities
4. a lamenting cry
5. a dull person
6. a precious or loved one
7. first you get a parking ticket, then you get this
8. these make up a chain

ANSWER: 1.Moose (Mousse)

2. Bear (Bare)
3. Lion (Lyin’)
4. Whale (Wail)
5. Boar (Bore)
6. Deer (Dear)
7. Toad (Towed)
8. Lynx (Links)

Friday’s Quizzler is….​
In English, “re” is a prefix usually meaning “again”, such as in “rebuild” (build again).
However, there are many words starting with “re” which have a totally different meaning without the “re”.

You will be given two definitions, one for a word starting with “re”, and one for the
remaining word without the “re” (either definition could be given first).
Example: vehicle wheel / cease employment
Answer: tire / retire

1. newspaper employee / hotel employee
2. one who belongs / bring past event to mind
3. unit of money / not long ago
4. money for the poor / kingdoms
5. income / event location
6. couple / fix
7. arrived at / felt long-term pain
8. at ease / cause sharp pain

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