WELCOME to MONDAY November 6. 2023

Here’s The Story……
A snake and a rabbit were racing along a pair of intersecting forest pathways
one day, when they collided at the intersection. They immediately began to
argue with one another as to who was at fault for the mishap.
When the snake remarked that he had been blind since birth, and thus should
be given additional leeway, the rabbit said that he, too, had been blind since birth.
The two animals then forgot about the collision and began commiserating
concerning the problems of being blind.
The snake said that his greatest regret was the loss of his identity. He had never been
able to see his reflection in the water, and for that reason did not know exactly what
he looked like, or even what he was. The rabbit declared that he had the same problem.
Seeing a way that they could help each other, the rabbit proposed that one feel the
other from head to toe, and then try to describe what the other animal was.
The snake agreed and started by winding himself around the rabbit. After a few moments,
he announced, “You’ve got very soft, fuzzy fur, long ears, big rear feet, and a little fuzzy
ball for a tail. I think that you must be a bunny rabbit!”
The rabbit was much relieved to find his identity, and proceeded to return the favor to the
snake. After feeling about the snake’s body for a few minutes, he asserted, “Well, you’re scaly,
you’re slimy, you’ve got beady little eyes, you squirm and slither all the time, and you’ve got
a forked tongue. I think you’re a lawyer!”
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT MONDAY, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“The only thing that separates us from
the animals is our ability to accessorize.”
—Clairee Belcher (Olivia Dukakis), Steel Magnolias

“I’m at a place in my life when errands
are starting to count as going out.”
—Anonymous

“A good rule to remember for life is that when it
comes to plastic surgery and sushi, never be attracted by a bargain.”
—Graham Norton

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
There once was a blind man who decided to visit Texas. When he arrived
on the plane, he felt the seats and said, “Wow, these seats are big!”
The person next to him answered, “Everything is big in Texas.”
When he finally arrived in Texas, he decided to visit a bar. Upon arriving in
the bar, he ordered a beer and got a mug placed between his hands. He
exclaimed, “Wow these mugs are big!” The bartender replied, “Everything is big in Texas.”
After a couple of beers, the blind man asked the bartender where the bathroom
was located. The bartender replied, “Second door to the right.” The blind man
headed for the bathroom, but accidentally tripped over and skipped the second door.
Instead, he entered the third door, which lead to the swimming pool and fell into the pool by accident.
Scared to death, the blind man started shouting, “Don’t flush, don’t flush!” 😳😳😎

Friday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“They come here looking for the magic, hoping to find romance, when they can’t find it anywhere else.
It’s an island, babe. If you didn’t bring it here, you won’t find it here.”

Answer: Six Days Seven Nights!
The scene for this quote takes place at the outside bar, as an inebriated Quinn (Ford) explains his skepticism about the allure of island romance to Robin (Anne Heche). Robin (Heche) has come to the island with her fiance Frank (David Schwimmer) to celebrate their engagement.

Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“The undead surround me. Have you ever talked to a corpse? It’s boring! I’m lonely!
Kill yourself, David, before you kill others.”

Friday’s Quizzler is….​
In English, “re” is a prefix usually meaning “again”, such as in “rebuild” (build again).
However, there are many words starting with “re” which have a totally different meaning without the “re”.

You will be given two definitions, one for a word starting with “re”, and one for the
remaining word without the “re” (either definition could be given first).
Example: vehicle wheel / cease employment
Answer: tire / retire

1. newspaper employee / hotel employee
2. one who belongs / bring past event to mind
3. unit of money / not long ago
4. money for the poor / kingdoms
5. income / event location
6. couple / fix
7. arrived at / felt long-term pain
8. at ease / cause sharp pain

ANSWER: 1. reporter / porter

2. member / remember
3. cent / recent
4. alms / realms
5. revenue / venue
6. pair / repair
7. reached / ached
8. resting / sting

Monday’s Quizzler is….​
Take the given words, and by moving a single letter from one word to the other, make
a pair of synonyms, or near synonyms. For example, given: Boast – Hip, move the ‘s’
from ‘Boast’ to ‘Hip’ creating two synonyms: Boat – Ship.

1. Burn – Bead
2. Rid – Tripe
3. Grove – Rout
4. Charm – Rush
5. Cream – Sweep

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