WELCOME to WEDNESDAY November 8. 2023

Here’s The Story……
With more than twelve billion catalogs being mailed annually, it’s little wonder that
marketers are distributing mailing lists anywhere possible. In one particularly cruel
move, the proprietors of a chocolate catalog purchased the mailing list of a weight-
loss organization. Chocolate sales rose almost immediately, but the weight-loss group
wised up and now keeps it clients’ names to itself. 😳😳
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a WONDERFUL WEDNESDAY, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“I’m not good at the advice. Can I
interest you in a sarcastic comment?”
—Chandler (Matthew Perry), Friends

“Here’s all you have to know about men and women:
Women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason
women are crazy is that men are stupid.”
—George Carlin

“When I’m in social situations, I always hold onto my glass.
It makes me feel comfortable and secure and I don’t have to shake hands.”
—Larry (Larry David), Curb Your Enthusiasm

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
A family of three tomatoes were walking downtown one day when
the little baby tomato started lagging behind. The big father tomato
walks back to the baby tomato, stomps on her, squashing her
into a red paste, and says, “Ketchup!” 😳😳

Tuesday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“When Chekhov saw the long winter, he saw a winter bleak and dark and bereft of hope. Yet we know that winter is just another step in the cycle of life. But standing here among the people of Punxsutawney and basking in the warmth of their hearths and hearts, I couldn’t imagine a better fate than a long and lustrous winter.”

Answer: Groundhog Day!
The scene for this quote takes place as Phil Connors (Murray) performs a taped remote for his TV Station at the site of groundhog Punxsutawney Phil. Everyone has gathered to watch and see if the groundhog sees his shadow.

Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“I am not joking now. I do not like to act rashly, but you are the last straw that breaks my camel’s back,
you are the plague, you bring havoc and chaos to everyone, but why to me? Why me? Why?”

Tuesday’s Quizzler is….​
The blanks in the following sentences will be filled in with three different homonyms (words that are spelled differently but sound alike) to make valid sentences. The dashes indicate the number of letters in the words. Can you fill in the blanks?

1. The cut on his _ _ _ _ won’t _ _ _ _ in time for the race, so _ _ ‘_ _ have to drop out.
2. The man was so upset about being _ _ _ _ that he regularly _ _ _ _ _ _ himself up on the bed and _ _ _ _ _ _ his eyes out.
3. I couldn’t _ _ _ _ _ any of the _ _ _ _ _ _ in the flower shop, because for some strange reason I had 50 _ _ _ _ _ crammed up my nose.
4. A bloodthirsty pirate will wander the _ _ _ _ and essentially _ _ _ _ _ everything he _ _ _ _.

ANSWER: 1. The cut on his HEEL won’t HEAL in time for the race, so HE’LL have to drop out.

2. The man was so upset about being BALD that he regularly BALLED himself up on the bed and BAWLED his eyes out.
3. I couldn’t SENSE any of the SCENTS in the flower shop, because for some strange reason I had 50 CENTS crammed up my nose.
4. A bloodthirsty pirate will wander the SEAS and essentially SEIZE everything he SEES.

Wednesday’s Quizzler is….​
In English, “re” is a prefix usually meaning “again”, such as in “rebuild” (build again).
However, there are many words starting with “re” which have a totally different meaning without the “re”.
You will be given two definitions, one for a word starting with “re”, and one for the remaining
word without the “re” (either definition could be given first).
Example: exhausting / ceasing employment
Answer: tiring / retiring

1. difficult search / politely ask
2. trustworthy / legally responsible
3. hospital room / prize for achievement
4. back in good health / put something over
5. rhythmic force in arteries / drive back by force
6. smooth by ironing / subdue by force
7. become less severe / provided in loan
8. process of updating / act of seeing

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