WELCOME to THURSDAY November 9. 2023
Here’s The Story……
For two solid hours, the lady sitting next to a man on an airplane had told him
about her grandchildren. She had even produced a plastic-foldout
photo album of all nine of the children.
She finally realized that she had dominated the entire conversation on her grandchildren.
“Oh, I’ve done all the talking, and I’m so sorry. I know you certainly have something
to say. Please, tell me… what do you think of my grandchildren?” 😳😳😎
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GTEAT THURSDAY, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“As you get older, three things happen. The first is your
memory goes, and I can’t remember the other two.”
—Sir Norman Wisdom
“That’s why New York is so great, though. Everyone you care about can
despise you and you can still find a bagel so good, nothing else matters.
Who needs love when you’ve got lox? They both stink, but only one tastes good.”
—Midge Maisel (Rachel Brosnahan), The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
“Here’s some advice: At a job interview, tell them you’re willing
to give 110 percent. Unless the job is a statistician.”
—Adam Gropman
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
A woman meant to call a record store but dialed the
wrong number and got a private home instead.
“Do you have ‘Eyes of Blue’ and ‘A Love Supreme’?” she asked.
“Well, no,” answered the puzzled homeowner. “But I have a wife
and eleven children.” “Is that a record?” she inquired.
“I don’t think so,” replied the man, “but it’s as close as I want to get.” 😳
Wednesday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“I am not joking now. I do not like to act rashly, but you are the last straw that breaks my camel’s back,
you are the plague, you bring havoc and chaos to everyone, but why to me? Why me? Why?”
Answer: What’s Up Doc?
The scene for this quote takes place as Bannister (O’Neal) discovers Judy Maxwell (Barbra Streisand)
has broken into his room and is taking a bath there when he returns to his room.
Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“Twenty five years later, the bouncing baby boy has grown into a swinging jungle king. He is swift,
he is strong, he is sure, he is smart …he is unconscious.”
Wednesday’s Quizzler is….
In English, “re” is a prefix usually meaning “again”, such as in “rebuild” (build again).
However, there are many words starting with “re” which have a totally different meaning without the “re”.
You will be given two definitions, one for a word starting with “re”, and one for the remaining
word without the “re” (either definition could be given first).
Example: exhausting / ceasing employment
Answer: tiring / retiring
- difficult search / politely ask
- trustworthy / legally responsible
- hospital room / prize for achievement
- back in good health / put something over
- rhythmic force in arteries / drive back by force
- smooth by ironing / subdue by force
- become less severe / provided in loan
- process of updating / act of seeing
ANSWER: 1. quest / request
- reliable / liable
- ward / reward
- recover / cover
- pulse / repulse
- press / repress
- relent / lent
- revision / vision
Thursday’s Quizzler is….
Inside each set of the following words, there are a pair of smaller words. By putting & between them, lo & behold, you’ll make a familiar phrase. For example, “Thighbone/Swallowtail” conceals “High & Low.”
- Gulliver/Clearness
- Tragicomedy/Pentagon
- Chinchilla/Magdalene
- Terrestrial/Ecoterrorist
- Thundershower/Intellectual
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