WELCOME to FRIDAY November 9. 2023
Conflicting Proverbs……
Actions speak louder than words.
The pen is mightier than the sword.
Look before you leap.
He who hesitates is lost.
Many hands make light work.
Too many cooks spoil the broth.
A silent man is a wise one.
A man without words is a man without thoughts.
Beware of Greeks bearing gifts.
Don’t look a gift horse in the mouth.
Clothes make the man.
Don’t judge a book by its cover.
Nothing ventured, nothing gained.
Better safe than sorry.
The bigger, the better.
The best things come in small packages.
Absence makes the heart grow fonder.
Out of sight, out of mind.
What will be, will be.
Life is what you make it.
Cross your bridges when you come to them.
Forewarned is forearmed.
What’s good for the goose is good for the gander.
One man’s meat is another man’s poison.
With age comes wisdom.
Out of the mouths of babes and sucklings come all wise sayings.
The more, the merrier.
Two’s company; three’s a crowd
It’s no wonder we’re all confused.
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT WEEKEND, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“A college student in Pennsylvania is suing her school for the C+ she got in a class.
She said, ‘I’m suing whoever’s responsible for this!’ And her professor said,
‘Don’t you mean WHOMEVER?'” -Jimmy Fallon
“A recent report shows that pot smokers get into fewer car crashers than drunk people.
Then again, it’s easier to see what is coming when you’re driving at 11 miles-an-hour.” -Conan O’Brien
“A restaurant here in New York has started selling a so-called ‘New Yorker milkshake’
which comes topped with whipped cream and a slice of cheesecake. Which means
the next topping you’ll get is a coffin lid.” -Seth Meyers
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
Doctor Jones likes to stop into his local bar after work for an almond daiquiri.
One day, Dick the bartender runs out of almonds and uses hickory nuts instead.
The doctor takes a sip and says, “Is this an almond daiquiri, Dick?”
And Dick says, “It’s a hickory daiquiri, Doc.” 😳😳😎
Thursday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“Twenty-five years later, the bouncing baby boy has grown into a swinging jungle king. He is swift,
he is strong, he is sure, he is smart …he is unconscious.”
Answer: George of the Jungle!
The scene for this quote takes place as the narrator (Scott) introduces the character
George of the Jungle (Brendan Fraser) as he swings from a vine into a tree.
Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“I think this building should be condemned. There’s serious metal fatigue in all the load-bearing members, the wiring is substandard, it’s completely inadequate for our power needs, and the neighborhood is like a demilitarized zone.”
Thursday’s Quizzler is….
Inside each set of the following words, there are a pair of smaller words. By putting
& between them, lo & behold, you’ll make a familiar phrase. For example,
“Thighbone/Swallowtail” conceals “High & Low.”
- Gulliver/Clearness
- Tragicomedy/Pentagon
- Chinchilla/Magdalene
- Terrestrial/Ecoterrorist
- Thundershower/Intellectual
ANSWER: 1. Live & Learn
- Come & Go
- Hill & Dale
- Trial & Error
- Show & Tell
Friday’s Quizzler is….
Can you decipher the musical instruments represented below?
- P O
- BA BA
- ECLART
- @ # $ %
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