WELCOME to MONDAY November 13. 2023
Here’s The Story…
I had a dream the other night. I was in the old West riding in a stagecoach.
Suddenly, a man riding a horse pulls up to the left side of the stagecoach,
and a riderless horse pulls up on the right.
The man leans down, pulls open the door, and jumps off his horse into the
stagecoach. Then he opens the door on the other side and jumps onto the other horse.
Just before he rode off, I yelled out,
“What was all that about?”
He replied,
“Nothing. It’s just a stage I’m going through.”
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT MONDAY, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“I’m not good at the advice. Can I interest
you in a sarcastic comment?”
—Chandler (Matthew Perry), Friends
“Here’s all you have to know about men and women:
Women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason
women are crazy is that men are stupid.”
—George Carlin
“When I’m in social situations, I always hold onto my glass.
It makes me feel comfortable and secure and I don’t have to shake hands.”
—Larry (Larry David), Curb Your Enthusiasm
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
Two cowboys come upon an Indian lying on his stomach with his ear to the ground.
One of the cowboys stops and says to the other, “You see that Indian?”
“Yeah,” says the other cowboy.
“Look,” says the first one, “he’s listening to the ground. He can hear things for miles in any direction.”
Just then the Indian looks up. “Covered wagon,” he says, “about two miles away.
Have two horses, one brown, one white. Man, woman, child, household effects in wagon.”
“Incredible!” says the cowboy to his friend. “This Indian knows how far away they are,
how many horses, what color they are, who is in the wagon, and what is in the wagon. Amazing!”
The Indian looks up and says, “Ran over me about a half hour ago.” 😳😳😎
Friday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“I think this building should be condemned. There’s serious metal fatigue in all the load-bearing members, the wiring is substandard, it’s completely inadequate for our power needs, and the neighborhood is like a demilitarized zone.”
Answer: Ghostbusters!
The scene for this quote takes place as the Ghostbusters, Peter Venkman, Raymond Stantz, and Egon Spengler (Bill Murray, Dan Aykroyd, and Harold Ramis) are looking for a building to rent for their new business. Spengler (Ramis) says this line after he is asked what his opinion is of the firehouse property they are visiting.
Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“And if I see Van Helsing, I swear to the Lord I will slay him! A-ha-ha-haa !Take it from me I swear I will let it be so! A-ha-ha-haa!”
Friday’s Quizzler is….
Can you decipher the musical instruments represented below?
- P O
- BA BA
- ECLART
- @ # $ %
ANSWER: 1. Piano (P and O)
- Tuba (Two BA)
- Clarinet (CLAR in ET)
- Cymbals (Symbols)
Monday’s Quizzler is….
A man is sitting in a pub feeling rather poor. He sees the man next to him pull a wad of £50 notes out of his wallet.
He turns to the rich man and says to him,
“I have an amazing talent; I know almost every song that has ever existed.”
The rich man laughs.
The poor man says, “I am willing to bet you all the money you have in your wallet that I can sing a genuine song with a lady’s name of your choice in it.”
The rich man laughs again and says, “OK, how about my daughter’s name, Joanna Armstrong-Miller?”
The rich man goes home poor. The poor man goes home rich.
What song did he sing?
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