WELCOME to TUESDAY November 14. 2023
Here’s The Story…
The cowboy lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh Amarillo theatre.
When the usher came by and noticed this he whispered to the cowboy, “Sorry, sir,
but you’re only allowed one seat.” The cowboy groaned but didn’t budge. The usher
became more impatient. “Sir, if you don’t get up from there, I’m going to have to
call the manager. The cowboy just groaned.
The usher marched briskly back up the aisle. In a moment he returned with the manager.
Together the two of them tried repeatedly to move the cowboy, but with no success.
Finally, they summoned the police. The cop surveyed the situation briefly then asked,
“All right buddy, what’s you’re name?”
“Sam,” the cowboy moaned.
“Where ya from, Sam?”
With pain in his voice Sam replied…. “The balcony.” 😳😳😳😎
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a HAPPY TUESDAY, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“I never forget a face—but in your case,
I’ll be glad to make an exception.”
—Groucho Marx
“Here’s something to think about: How come you
never see a headline like ‘Psychic Wins Lottery’?”
—Jay Leno
“A day without sunshine is
like, you know, night.”
—Steve Martin
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
An Indian chief had three wives, each of whom was pregnant. The first
gave birth to a boy. The chief was so elated he built her a teepee made of
deer hide. A few days later, the second gave birth, also to a boy. The chief
was very happy. He built her a teepee made of antelope hide. The third wife
gave birth a few days later, but the chief kept the details a secret. He built
this one a two story teepee, made out of a hippopotamus hide. The chief
then challenged the tribe to guess what had occurred.
Many tried, unsuccessfully. Finally, one young brave declared that the
third wife had given birth to twin boys.
“Correct,” said the chief. “How did you figure it out?”
The warrior answered, “It’s elementary. The value of the squaw of the
hippopotamus is equal to the sons of the squaws of the other two hides.” 😳😳😎
Monday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“And if I see Van Helsing, I swear to the Lord I will slay him! A-ha-ha-haa !
Take it from me I swear I will let it be so! A-ha-ha-haa!”
Answer: Forgetting Sarah Marshall!
The scene for this quote comes as Rachel Jansen (Mila Kunis) asks Bretter
(Segel) to perform his “Dracula Song” at a bar during a break by the house band.
Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“I was nineteen and I thought it’d be cool to have a pierced ear. My girlfriend stuck
the needle through and I heard this pop and fainted and hit my chin on the toilet.”
Monday’s Quizzler is….
A man is sitting in a pub feeling rather poor. He sees the man next to him pull a wad of £50 notes out of his wallet.
He turns to the rich man and says to him,
“I have an amazing talent; I know almost every song that has ever existed.”
The rich man laughs.
The poor man says, “I am willing to bet you all the money you have in your wallet that I can sing a genuine song with a lady’s name of your choice in it.”
The rich man laughs again and says, “OK, how about my daughter’s name, Joanna Armstrong-Miller?”
The rich man goes home poor. The poor man goes home rich.
What song did he sing?
ANSWER: “Happy Birthday”
This song can be sung with anyone’s name in it.
Tuesday’s Quizzler is….
Inside each set of the following words, there are a pair of smaller words. By putting
& between them, lo & behold, you’ll make a familiar phrase. For example, “Thighbone/Swallowtail” conceals “High & Low.”
- Gulliver/Clearness
- Tragicomedy/Pentagon
- Chinchilla/Magdalene
- Terrestrial/Ecoterrorist
- Thundershower/Intellectual
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