WELCOME to WEDNESDAY November 15. 2023
Things Mom Would Never Say
“How on earth can you see the TV sitting so far back?”
“Yeah, I used to skip school a lot, too”
“Just leave all the lights on … it makes the house look more cheery”
“Let me smell that shirt — Yeah, it’s good for another week”
“Go ahead and keep that stray dog, honey. I’ll be glad to feed and walk him every day”
“Well, if Timmy’s mom says it’s OK, that’s good enough for me.”
“The curfew is just a general time to shoot for. It’s not like I’m running a prison around here.”
“I don’t have a tissue with me … just use your sleeve”
“Don’t bother wearing a jacket – the wind-chill is bound to improve”
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a WONDERFUL WEDNESDAY, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to
finish what I start. So far I’ve finished two bags of M&Ms
and a chocolate cake. I feel better already.”
—Dave Barry
“Never do anything out of hunger. Not even eating.”
—Frank Semyon (Vince Vaughn), True Detective
“What do you mean, he don’t eat no meat? That’s okay, that’s okay. I make lamb.”
—Aunt Voula (Andrea Martin), My Big Fat Greek Wedding
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
A man and his wife were making their first doctor visit,
the wife being pregnant with their first child.
After everything checked out, the doctor took a small stamp
and stamped the wife’s stomach with indelible ink.
The couple was curious about what the stamp was for, so when
they got home, the husband got out his magnifying glass to try to see what it was.
In very tiny letters, the stamp said, “When you can read this,
come back and see me.” 😳
Tuesday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“I was nineteen and I thought it’d be cool to have a pierced ear. My girlfriend stuck
the needle through and I heard this pop and fainted and hit my chin on the toilet.”
Answer: Role Models!
The scene for this quote takes place in a coffee shop where Danny (Rudd) is meeting his girlfriend Beth (Elizabeth Banks). Beth scolds Danny because he insults the workers, and he is the one who is incorrect about the definition of venti.
Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“Well, she turned me into a newt! [meekly after a long pause] … I got better.”
Tuesday’s Quizzler is….
Inside each set of the following words, there are a pair of smaller words. By putting
& between them, lo & behold, you’ll make a familiar phrase. For example, “Thighbone/Swallowtail” conceals “High & Low.”
- Gulliver/Clearness
- Tragicomedy/Pentagon
- Chinchilla/Magdalene
- Terrestrial/Ecoterrorist
- Thundershower/Intellectual
ANSWER: 1. Live & Learn
- Come & Go
- Hill & Dale
- Trial & Error
- Show & Tell
Wednesday’s Quizzler is….
Some people’s names (such as “Will Power”) suggest a certain personality or career choice. Given below are some last names and professions (in no particular order). For each last name, your task is to think of a common first name, such that it suggests one of the given professions. Each last name and profession must be used just once.
Example: Sonny Day would suggest a meteorologist.
Last Names: Ding, Flay, King, Lynn, Payne, Peace
Professions: Musician, Author, Chef, Comedian, Architect, Politician
The hint provides the first names.
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