WELCOME to FRIDAY November 17. 2023

Here’s The Story…..
There was a man driving down the road behind an 18 wheeler, at every stoplight
the trucker would get out of the cab, run back and bang on the trailer door. After
seeing this at several intersections in a row the motorist followed him until he pulled into a parking lot.
When they both had come to a stop the truck driver once again jumped out and
started banging on the trailer door. The motorist went up to him and said, “I don’t
mean to be nosey but why do you keep banging on that door?”
To which the trucker replied, “Sorry, can’t talk now, I have 20 tons of canaries and
a 10 ton limit, so I have to keep half of them flying at all times.”
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT WEEKEND, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“Astronomers say they now know the approximate weight of the Milky Way.
They found this out by adding 20 pounds to the Milky Way’s
weight on its Tinder profile.” -Conan O’Brien

“A man in Georgia was arrested for stealing a Krispy Kreme doughnut truck
and leading police on a high-speed chase. The police charged him with
one count of grand theft irony.” -Jimmy Fallon

“A survey by the national retail foundation said that some people even
give their fish Valentine’s Day gifts. A good way to tell that you’ve lost
your mind is if you give your fish a Valentine’s Day gift.” –Jimmy Kimmel

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
On duty as a customer-service rep for a car-rental company, I took a call
from a driver who needed a tow. He was stranded on a busy highway, but
he didn’t know the make of the car he was driving. I asked again for a
more detailed description beyond a “blue, four-door sedan.”
“It’s the one on fire,” he replied.

Thursday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“Don’t write this down, but I find Milton probably as boring as you find Milton. He’s a little bit long-winded, he doesn’t translate very well into our generation, and his jokes are terrible. But that doesn’t relieve you of your responsibility for this material. Now I’m waiting for reports from some of you… Listen, I’m not joking. This is my job!”

Answer: Animal House
The scene for this quote takes place as Jennings (Sutherland) addresses a classroom full of
unmotivated and bored students about the English author John Milton.

Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“I’m just as upset as you are, believe me. Now I can get you the wagon, there’s not problem there. The problem is that it might take six weeks. Now, I owe it to myself to tell you that if you’re taking the whole tribe cross-country, the Wagon Queen Family Truckster… You think you hate it now, wait ’til you drive it.”

Thursday’s Quizzler is….​
Follow these steps and see if you can figure this out.

1) Get a brown, cardboard box.
2) Get purple, orange, and turquoise paints.
3) Paint the box orange.
4) Paint on purple spots.
5) Paint on turquoise stripes.
7) Turn it upside down.
8) Lie on your side.

What is missing from this sequence?

ANSWER: Step 6!

Friday’s Quizzler is….​
There was once a college that offered a class on probability applied to the real world.
The class was relatively easy, but there was a catch. There were no homework assignments
or tests, but there was a final exam that would have only one question on it.
When everyone received the test it was a blank sheet of paper with a solitary question on it: “What is risk?”
Most students were able to pass, but only one student received 100% for the class!
Even stranger was that he only wrote down one word!
What did he write?

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