WELCOME to MONDAY November 20. 2023

Here’s The Story…..
Sheri, the pert and pretty nurse took her troubles to a resident psychiatrist in
the hospital where she worked. “Doctor, you must help me,” she pleaded. “It’s
gotten so that every time I date one of the young doctors here, I end up dating
him. And then afterward, I feel guilty and depressed for a week.”
“I see,” nodded the psychiatrist. “And you, no doubt, want me to strengthen
your will power and resolve in this matter.” “NO!!!” exclaimed the nurse. “I want
you to fix it so I won’t feel guilty and depressed afterward!” 😳😳😎
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT MONDAY, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to
finish what I start. So far I’ve finished two bags of M&Ms
and a chocolate cake. I feel better already.”
—Dave Barry

“Never do anything out of hunger. Not even eating.”
—Frank Semyon (Vince Vaughn), True Detective

“What do you mean, he don’t eat no meat?
That’s okay, that’s okay. I make lamb.”
—Aunt Voula (Andrea Martin), My Big Fat Greek Wedding

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
The aspiring psychiatrists were attending their first class on emotional
extremes. “Just to establish some parameters,” said the professor to the
student from Arkansas, “What is the opposite of joy?”
“Sadness,” said the student.
And the opposite of depression?” he asked of the young lady from Oklahoma.
“Elation,” said she.
“And you sir,” he said to the young man from Texas, “how about the opposite of woe?”
The Texan replied, “Sir, I believe that would be giddy-up.” 😳😳😁

Friday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“I’m just as upset as you are, believe me. Now I can get you the wagon, there’s not problem there. The problem is that it might take six weeks. Now, I owe it to myself to tell you that if you’re taking the whole tribe cross-country, the Wagon Queen Family Truckster… You think you hate it now, wait ’til you drive it.”

Answer: National Lampoon’s Vacation!
The scene for this quote takes place after Ed (Levy) has had Clark Griswold’s (Chevy Chase)
car destroyed, leaving him with no option other than to purchase the car that he initially refused.

Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“Here, I want you to take this crowbar and just bash my head right in, really. Really please just, just bash it right in!”

Friday’s Quizzler is….​
There was once a college that offered a class on probability applied to the real world.
The class was relatively easy, but there was a catch. There were no homework assignments
or tests, but there was a final exam that would have only one question on it.
When everyone received the test it was a blank sheet of paper with a solitary question on it: “What is risk?”
Most students were able to pass, but only one student received 100% for the class!
Even stranger was that he only wrote down one word!
What did he write?
ANSWER: The brilliant student wrote down:
“This.”
And handed in the paper.
By doing this, the student demonstrated that he understood that having your grade based on one exam is risky.
Plus, putting just one word on such an important exam and hoping the professor understands what he means is risky in and of itself!

MOnday’s Quizzler is….​
Follow these steps and see if you can figure this out.

1) Get a brown, cardboard box.
2) Get purple, orange, and turquoise paints.
3) Paint the box orange.
4) Paint on purple spots.
5) Paint on turquoise stripes.
7) Turn it upside down.
8) Lie on your side.

What is missing from this sequence?

LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in TUESDAYS Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/

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