WELCOME to TUESDAY November 21. 2023

Here’s The Story…..
If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it will always be yours.
If it doesn’t come back, it was never yours to begin with.
But, if it just sits in your living room, messes up your stuff, eats your food,
uses your telephone, takes your money, and doesn’t appear to realize that
you had set it free… you either married it or gave birth to it. 😳😳😎
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a HAPPY TUESDAY, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“Finally, I saw that Starbucks just unveiled its holiday cups, which had illustrations
that customers can color in themselves. It’s perfect for people who are too busy to
make their own coffee at home, yet still have enough time to color in a coffee cup.” -Jimmy Fallon

“Amazon has unveiled a new way to view its products in 3-D. Amazon is calling
its new invention a ‘store.'” -Conan O’Brien

“Every appliance with a clock should have a Daylight Savings button to push.
You’d only use it twice a year, but that’s more than I use the ‘Potato’
button on my microwave.” -Jimmy Kimmel

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
While flying from Denver to Kansas City, Kansas, my mother was sitting
across the aisle from a woman and her eight-year-old son. Mom couldn’t
help laughing as they neared their destination and she heard the mother
say to the boy, “Now remember, run to Daddy first, then the dog.” 😳😳

Monday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“Here, I want you to take this crowbar and just bash my head right in,
really. Really please just, just bash it right in!”

Answer: The movie “UHF” is about a guy who can’t keep a job, who is made the manager of a rundown TV station. The movie stars Al Yankovic, Victoria Jackson, Kevin McCarthy and Michael Richards. George says this after he gets fired from the job he has at the beginning of the movie. We learn, a little later, that he has been fired many times in the past. Here he is frustrated enough to think that he should just die. Bob, the guy he says it to, who also got fired, replies with “Oh George you know I couldn’t do that, you still owe me five bucks.” A little later in the movie George’s uncle wins a radio station while playing poker and he makes George the manager of the station.

Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“I forgot how to breathe! Don’t know how to breathe! Help me, Doctor Cockroach! Help! Help!”

Monday’s Quizzler is….​
Follow these steps and see if you can figure this out.

1) Get a brown, cardboard box.
2) Get purple, orange, and turquoise paints.
3) Paint the box orange.
4) Paint on purple spots.
5) Paint on turquoise stripes.
7) Turn it upside down.
8) Lie on your side.
What is missing from this sequence?

ANSWER: Step 6!

TODAY’S SUPER SOLVING AWARD GOES TO MS KIM HILLYARD FOR SOME SUPER SOLVING! NICE WORK KIM!💪💪💪💪

MOnday’s Quizzler is….​
BARD
BARN
BARE

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