WELCOME to FRIDAY November 24. 2023
Here’s The Story…..
Two friends meet in the street. The one man looked rather forlorn and
down in the mouth. The other man asked, “Hey, how come you look like the whole world caved in?”
The sad fellow said, “Let me tell you. Three weeks ago, an uncle died and left me ten thousand dollars.”
“I’m sorry to hear about the death, but a bit of good luck for you, eh?”
“Hold on, I’m just getting started. Two weeks ago, a cousin I never knew kicked the
bucket and left me twenty thousand, free and clear.”
“Well, you can’t be disappointed with that!”
“Yep. But, last week my grandfather passed away.
I inherited almost one hundred thousand dollars.”
“Incredible… so how come you look so glum?”
“Well, this week…nothing!” 😳😳😎
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a WONDERFUL WEEKEND, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
We found a spider in the house and my girlfriend told me to take it
out instead of killing it. So we went and had some drinks.
Cool guy. Wants to be a lawyer.
When my wife gets upset, sometimes a simple ‘Calm down, Honey’
in a soothing voice is all it takes to get her a lot more upset.
“I think the bottom-line difference between being single and married
is this: When you’re single you’re as happy as you are. When you’re
married, you can only be as happy as the least happy person in the house.” –Tom Hertz
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
Even though my Ecuadoran son-in-law is fluent in English, he translates
some figures of speech too literally. When I commented that he and my
daughter are about the same age, but she looks much younger, he agreed.
“Yes,” he said. “A lot of people think I stole the crib.” 😳😳
Thursday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“Is it snowing in space?”
Answer: “Groundhog Day” is about a weatherman, for Channel 9 Pittsburg, who relives the same day over and over. The movie stars Bill Murray, Andie MacDowell and Brian Doyle-Murray. Phil Connors goes to Punxsutawney, PA to cover the annual Punxsutawney Groundhog Day celebration. After he does he grabs some lunch and gets his crew into the van to return to Pittsburgh. Then on the way back he is stopped and told that the roads to Pittsburgh are closed due to a blizzard. He stops at a gas station and tries to call the station he works for, to inform them that he can’t get back to do the 5PM weather broadcast, because of the weather. But the operator says that all the long-distance lines are down and Phil asks “What about the satellite? Is it snowing in space?”. Here he probably thinks that there is a satellite that they use to get long distance phone calls in case of a storm or, in this case, a blizzard. Afterwards he goes back to his room goes to sleep and wakes up the day before beginning a whole slew of Groundhog Days over and over.
Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“You seem a bit slow; is there someone else I can talk to?”
Thursday’s Quizzler is….
The first is needed to make quotes you see,
And it often sticks up when it’s time for noon tea.
The second’s biggest distinction is found
Bearing the symbol of love that is bound.
The third should be biggest but that can depend,
Never standing alone or it may offend.
The fourth is oft used when making a selection
Or if you should need a gun for protection.
The fifth is the fattest and oddest by far,
And can sometimes be found in a wrestling war.
What are they?
ANSWER: The digits of the hand! (The order on the poem is pinky, ring finger, middle finger, index or pointer finger, and thumb)
The pinky hits the quotation mark key on the keyboard when typing, and people often raise their pinky off the cup when drinking tea. The ring finger bears a wedding band when married. The middle finger is an obscene gesture when standing alone. You point with the index finger to make a selection, or use it to pull the trigger on a gun. The thumb can be used for thumb wrestling.
Friday’s Quizzler is….
Take the given words, and by moving a single letter from one word to the other, make a
pair of synonyms, or near synonyms. For example, given: Boast – Hip, move the ‘s’ from
‘Boast’ to ‘Hip’ creating two synonyms: Boat – Ship.
- Pain – Nil
- War – Zoned
- Routing – Tip
- Shot – Teaming
- Right – Blight
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