WELCOME to TUESDAY November 28. 2023
Here’s The Story….
[This is an old, old one, but still one of my favorites…]
A fifth generation farmer has determined that his son will be the first in their family to
go to college. So he and his wife save every penny for years and when the big day comes
for junior to leave for school, the old man is the proudest he’s ever been.
After the first semester junior comes home for Christmas break and the old man sits him
down for a talk. “Well, boy, you been at school for three months now,
I want you to tell me some of that fancy book learnin’.”
So junior says, “My favorite class is math, pa. Just last week we learned a new formula…Pi r squared.”
At hearing this the old man screws up his eyes and smacks his forehead, “Dog gone-it! I spent
all that money on schooling and all you can tell me is Pi r squared?
Why everybody knows pie are round…CORNBREAD are squared!” 😳😳😳
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a HAPPY TUESDAY, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“There’s an event company that specializes in fake weddings. The idea is that many
young people don’t want to get married but they do want a wedding, so the company
puts on a fake ceremony and a fake reception. I can’t imagine writing ‘Will attend’ on
an RSVP for a fake wedding. There are already weddings for people who don’t want
to get married – they’re called weddings.” -Jimmy Kimmel
“A Colorado man has been fined $1,000 for allegedly feeding bears for the third time
in eight years. Said the man, ‘Oh great, this is going to cost me
another arm and a leg.'” -Seth Meyers
“Over the weekend a woman gave birth in a Barnes & Noble bookstore. Out of habit
the parents briefly looked over the newborn baby and then went home and bought
a cheaper baby on Amazon.” -Conan O’Brien
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
A friend of mine was complaining that after 20 years of marriage his wife doesn’t
treat him like a husband anymore, she treats him more like a roommate. She doesn’t
do his laundry anymore, she’s ignoring all of the little household chores she used to do,
she doesn’t take much interest in his day, she hardly even cooks for him anymore.
“Does your wife still treat you like a husband?” he finally asked me.
“Are you kidding?” I said, “She treats me like a god.”
“Really?”
“Yep. Every night around 6 o’clock when I come home
she places a burnt offering before me.” 😳
Monday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“The sky is falling!”
Answer: The movie “Chicken Little” is about a little chicken who everyone thinks is crazy, because he tends to think that the sky is falling and that aliens are invading earth. The movie stars Zack Braff, Garry Marshall and Joan Cusack. Chicken Little goes through the town he lives in shouting this in the beginning of the movie, after he gets hit on the head with what he thinks is a piece of the sky. It was this that made everyone think he was crazy. At the end of the movie we learn that it is actually a piece of the alien’s space ship that keeps falling out of its place. The aliens come to Earth every year to get a re-stock of acorns, because their planet doesn’t grow any and they love them. Their ship has panels that can change to the color of the background so that they go completely unnoticed. So what Chicken Little gets hit by is a piece of the aliens’ spaceship that looks like the sky and is not actually a piece of the sky.
Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“I’m surrounded by idiots.”
Monday’s Quizzler is….
Take the given words, and by moving a single letter from one word to the other, make a pair of synonyms, or near synonyms. For example, given: Boast – Hip, move the ‘s’ from ‘Boast’ to ‘Hip’ creating two synonyms: Boat – Ship.
- Our – Start
- Strip – Tumble
- Clause – Idea
- Cash – Broom
- Plight – Lam
ANSWER: 1. Sour – Tart
- Trip – Stumble
- Cause – Ideal
- Crash – Boom
- Light – Lamp
Tuesday’s Quizzler is….
When you curtail a word, you remove the last letter and still have a valid word. You will be given clues for the two words, longer word first.
Example: Begin -> Heavenly body
Answer: The words are Start and Star.
- Bend out of shape -> Armed conflict
- Muscle contraction -> Pack to capacity
- Pass over; omit -> Glide on snow
- Wet -> Large water barrier
- Marsh; bog -> Moved through water
- Waterproof canvas -> Pitch; oily residue
- Cry; shed tears -> Very small
- Assume a slouching posture; decrease suddenly -> Run-down part of a city
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