WELCOME to WEDNESDAY November 29. 2023
Here’s The Story….
For the first time in many years, a an old man traveled from his rural town
to the city to attend a movie. After buying his ticket, he stopped at
the concession stand to purchase some popcorn.
Handing the attendant $1.50, he couldn’t help but comment, “The last time
I came to the movies, popcorn was only 15 cents.”
“Well, sir,” the attendant replied with a grin, “You’re really going
to enjoy yourself. We have sound now..” 😳😳
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a WONDERFUL WEDNESDAY, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“Accept who you are.
Unless you’re a serial killer.”
—Ellen DeGeneres
Francois: “Do you know what
kind of a bomb it was?”
Clouseau: “The exploding kind.”
—Francois (André Maranne) and Inspector Clouseau
(Peter Sellers), The Pink Panther Strikes Again
“My ability to turn good news into anxiety is
rivaled only by my ability to turn anxiety into chin acne.”
—Tina Fey, Bossypants
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
Three retirees, each with a hearing loss,
were taking a walk one fine March day.
One remarked to the other, “Windy, ain’t it?”
“No,” the second man replied, “It’s Thursday.”
And the third man chimed in, “So am I. Let’s have a coke.” 😳
Tuesday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“I’m surrounded by idiots.”
Answer: “The Lion King” is about a lion cub who is tricked into thinking he killed his father, by his uncle, who actually killed him so that he could have his kingdom and rule the land. The movie features the voices of Jonathan Taylor Thomas, Matthew Brodrick, Jeremy Irons and James Earl Jones. Scar says this when the hyenas keep scaring each other by saying the name Mufasa.
Banzai: “Mufasa!”
Shenzi: Shudders “Do it again.”
Banzai: “Mufasa!”
Shenzi: Shudders.
Banzai: “Mufasa, Mufasa, Mufasa!”
Shenzi: Man, that tingles me.”
Scar: “I’m surrounded by idiots.”
Scar says this because the hyenas are being idiots by pointlessly scaring each other. This occurs after the elephant graveyard scene, when Simba and Nala disobediently go to the elephant graveyard and get in some trouble with the hyenas. Mufasa saves them from the hyenas which is what makes them scared of even his name. It is after this that Scar says that he’s going to kill Mufasa, the king of the pride of lions, and Simba, who is the only child and heir of Mufasa, so that he can have the throne. He kills Mufasa and makes Simba think it was his fault, so Simba runs away, making Scar the next in line for the throne. Later Simba learns the truth of his father’s death and he kills Scar and takes the throne.
Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“I’ve always wanted a pet that could kill me!”
Tuesday’s Quizzler is….
When you curtail a word, you remove the last letter and still have a valid word.
You will be given clues for the two words, longer word first.
Example: Begin -> Heavenly body
Answer: The words are Start and Star.
- Bend out of shape -> Armed conflict
- Muscle contraction -> Pack to capacity
- Pass over; omit -> Glide on snow
- Wet -> Large water barrier
- Marsh; bog -> Moved through water
- Waterproof canvas -> Pitch; oily residue
- Cry; shed tears -> Very small
- Assume a slouching posture; decrease suddenly -> Run-down part of a city
ANSWER: 1. Warp -> War
- Cramp -> Cram
- Skip -> Ski
- Damp -> Dam
- Swamp -> Swam
- Tarp -> Tar
- Weep -> Wee
- Slump -> Slum
Wednesday’s Quizzler is….
Add together each of the defined words to get a whole new word.
Example: to shout + what you say when you feel pain = a color = yellow.
1) A light brown color + to leave = a dance.
2) A store’s announcement + a type of women’s clothing = a building’s location.
3) A vehicle + an animal pal = a floor covering.
4) The ocean + a father’s boy = part of the year.
5) Another name for dad + a yellow veggie = a white fluffy snack.
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