WELCOME to TUESDAY December 5. 2023
Here’s The Story….
A man’s car stalled on a country road one morning. When the man
got out to fix it, a cow came along and stopped beside him.
“Your trouble is probably in the carburetor,” said the cow.
Startled, the man jumped back and ran down the road until he met
a farmer. The amazed man told the farmer his story.
“Was it a large red cow with a brown spot over the right eye?”
asked the farmer. “Yes, yes,” the man replied.
“Oh! I wouldn’t listen to Bessie,” said the farmer.
“She doesn’t know a thing about cars.” 😳😳😎
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a HAPPY TUESDAY, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“Why do they call it rush hour
when nothing moves?”
—Robin Williams
“I remember it like it was yesterday. Of course,
I don’t really remember yesterday all that well.”
—Dory (Ellen DeGeneres), Finding Dory
“I don’t have to take this abuse from you; I’ve
got hundreds of people dying to abuse me.”
—Dr. Peter Venkman (Bill Murray), Ghostbusters
Police officer: “Pull over.”
Harry: “No, it’s a cardigan. But thanks for noticing.”
—Harry Dunne (Jeff Daniels), Dumb and Dumber
“I grew up with six brothers. That’s how I learned
to dance: waiting for the bathroom.”
—Bob Hope
“If we’re going to pay this much for crab, it better
sing and dance and introduce us to the Little Mermaid.”
—Claire Foster (Tina Fey), Date Night
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
A farmer in the country has a watermelon patch and upon inspection
he discovers that some of the local kids have been helping themselves to a feast.
The farmer thinks of ways to discourage this profit-eating situation. So he puts
up a sign that reads: “WARNING! ONE OF THESE WATERMELONS CONTAINS CYANIDE!”
He smiled smugly as he watched the kids run off the next night without eating any of his melons.
The farmer returns to the watermelon patch a week later to discover that none of the
watermelons have been eaten, but finds another sign that reads: “NOW THERE ARE TWO! 😳
Monday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“It’s OK, it’s just pain.”
Answer: “Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs” is a movie about a town that is doomed to eating only sardines, with no solution in sight. That is, until one of its citizens invents a machine that can turn water into food. The movie stars Bill Hader, Anna Faris, James Caan, Mr. T, Bruce Campbell and Neil Patrick Harris as Steve. Steve says the line “Gummy bears!” multiple times during the movie but we first hear it when Flint Lockwood is taking orders for his food machine. At the end of the movie gummy bears attack Flint Lockwood’s flying car and Steve fights them off.
The line “It’s OK, it’s just pain.” comes near the beginning of the movie, when Flint’s invention shoots up into the sky. Flint goes and sits on one of the docks and sits on the ladder leading into the water. Sam Sparks goes over there without knowing that Flint is there and sits down and she accidentally kicks Flint in the eyes. Sam says that she’s sorry and then Flint says the line “It’s OK, it’s just pain.” Shortly after this, cheeseburgers start falling from the sky and Sam Sparks, who is a weather reporter, goes on the air to report what’s happening and during the broadcast she says “You may have seen a meteor shower, but you’ve never seen a shower meatier than this.”
Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“I was circling a blocked drain the other day and could swear I saw a bit of Polyjuice Potion.”?
Monday’s Quizzler is….
You are on your way to visit your Grandma, who lives at the end of the valley. It’s her birthday, and you want to give her the cakes you’ve made.
Between your house and her house, you have to cross 7 bridges, and as it goes in the land of make believe, there is a troll under every bridge! Each troll, quite rightly, insists that you pay a troll toll. Before you can cross their bridge, you have to give them half of the cakes you are carrying, but as they are kind trolls, they each give you back a single cake.
How many cakes do you have to leave home with to make sure that you arrive at Grandma’s with exactly 2 cakes?
ANSWER: 2: At each bridge you are required to give half of your cakes, and you receive one back.
Which leaves you with 2 cakes after every bridge.
Tuesday’s Quizzler is….
When you behead a word, you remove the first letter and still have a valid word.
You will be given clues for the two words, longer word first.
Example: Begin -> Sour, acidic
Answer: The words are Start and Tart.
- Outer layer -> Oxidized metal
- Defraud; violate rules -> Thermal energy in transit
- Sensation of cold -> Local land elevation
- Go upward -> Jointed appendage; branch
- Strong metal rope -> Having necessary skill
- Confined; restrained -> Old; grew older
- Stop; discontinue -> Freedom from hardship
- Lacking dirt -> Lacking fat
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