WELCOME to WEDNESDAY December 6. 2023

Here’s The Story….
One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated
waiting for the pilot to show up so they can get under way.
The pilot and copilot finally appear in the rear of the plane and begin walking up
to the cockpit through the center aisle. Both appear to be blind; the pilot is using
a white cane, bumping into passengers right and left as he stumbles down the aisle.
The copilot is using a guide dog. Both have their eyes covered with sunglasses.
At first, the passengers do not react thinking that it must be some sort of practical joke.
After a few minutes though, the engines start revving, and the airplane begins moving down the runway.
The passengers look at each other with some uneasiness. They start whispering among
themselves and look desperately to the stewardesses for reassurance.
Yet, the plane starts accelerating rapidly, and people begin panicking. Some passengers are
praying, and as the plane gets closer and closer to the end of the runway,
the voices are becoming more and more hysterical.
When the plane has less than twenty feet of runway left, there is a sudden change in the
pitch of the shouts as everyone screams at once. At the very last moment, the plane lifts off and is airborne.
Up in the cockpit, the copilot breathes a sigh of relief and tells the pilot: “You know, one of these days
the passengers aren’t going to scream, and we aren’t going to know when to take off!” 😳😳😎
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a WONDERFUL WEDNESDAY, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“Never put off till tomorrow what you can
do the day after tomorrow just as well.”
—Mark Twain

“Woke up today. It was terrible.”
—Grumpy Cat

“Eggs are fantastic for a fitness diet. If you don’t
like the taste, just add cocoa, flour, sugar, butter,
baking powder and cook at 350 for 30 minutes.”
—Anonymous

“I can’t end my messages with Love, Shaq
because the B-52s ruined that for me.”
—Meme attributed to Shaquille O’Neal

“My husband and I fell in love at first sight. Maybe
I should have taken a second look.”
—Halley Reed (Mia Farrow), Crimes and Misdemeanors

“Thanksgiving dinners take 18 hours to prepare. They
are consumed in 12 minutes. Half-times take 12 minutes.
This is not a coincidence.”
—Erma Bombeck

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
There once was a blind man who decided to visit Texas. When he arrived on
the plane, he felt the seats and said, “Wow, these seats are big!” The person
next to him answered, “Everything is big in Texas.”

When he finally arrived in Texas, he decided to visit a bar. Upon arriving in the bar,
he ordered a beer and got a mug placed between his hands. He exclaimed, “Wow
these mugs are big!” The bartender replied, “Everything is big in Texas.”

After a couple of beers, the blind man asked the bartender where the bathroom was
located. The bartender replied, “Second door to the right.” The blind man headed for
the bathroom, but accidentally tripped over and skipped the second door. Instead, he
entered the third door, which lead to the swimming pool and fell into the pool by accident.
Scared to death, the blind man started shouting, “Don’t flush, don’t flush!” 😳😳😎

Tuesday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“I was circling a blocked drain the other day and could swear I saw a bit of Polyjuice Potion.”?

Answer: Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire!
Harry is taking a bath in the Prefects’ Bathroom when he’s visited by Moaning Myrtle, who is the ghost of a Hogwarts student. Her parents were Muggles (non-magic people). She spends most of her time in the girls bathroom where, at the age of 13, she was killed by a Basilisk. She now travels to other bathrooms in Hogwarts via the sewerage drains. Myrtle is floating over the bath when she says this line.

Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“You have spirit for one so small.”

Tuesday’s Quizzler is….​
When you behead a word, you remove the first letter and still have a valid word.
You will be given clues for the two words, longer word first.
Example: Begin -> Sour, acidic
Answer: The words are Start and Tart.

1. Outer layer -> Oxidized metal
2. Defraud; violate rules -> Thermal energy in transit
3. Sensation of cold -> Local land elevation
4. Go upward -> Jointed appendage; branch
5. Strong metal rope -> Having necessary skill
6. Confined; restrained -> Old; grew older
7. Stop; discontinue -> Freedom from hardship
8. Lacking dirt -> Lacking fat

ANSWER: 1. Crust -> Rust

2. Cheat -> Heat
3. Chill -> Hill
4. Climb -> Limb
5. Cable -> Able
6. Caged -> Aged
7. Cease -> Ease
8. Clean -> Lean

Wednesday’s Quizzler is….​
The answers to the following definitions all start with the prefix “para”. It might take a bit of lateral thinking to figure them out! For example, the definition: “Two places where a building is being constructed” would have the answer “Parasites”.

1. Two tender green plant growths
2. Two 10-cent pieces
3. Two male bovines
4. Two shark appendages
5. Two untruths
6. Two furry family members
   BONUS:
7. Two dorky guys from “New Joisey”

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