WELCOME to FRIDAY December 8. 2023

Here’s The Story….
A couple go for a meal at a Chinese restaurant and order the “Chicken Surprise”.
The waiter brings the meal, served in a lidded cast iron pot.
Just as the wife is about to serve herself, the lid of the pot rises slightly and she
briefly sees two beady little eyes looking around before the lid slams back down.
“Good grief, did you see that?” she asks her husband. He hadn’t, so she asks him
to look in the pot. He reaches for it and again the lid rises, and he sees
two little eyes looking around before it slams down..
Rather perturbed, he calls the waiter over, explains what is happening,
and demands an explanation.
“Please sir,” says the waiter, “what did you order?”
The husband replies, “Chicken Surprise.”
“Ah! So sorry,” says the waiter, “I bring you Peeking Duck.” 😳😳😳😎
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT WEEKEND, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“In the world of healthcare, the FDA has approved the first pill with a digital sensor
that signals doctors when patients have taken their medicine. The doctors say they
invented the pill to make sure that their patients are taking their medication. I still
think it would be more effective if they went with my plan of making all pills
taste like Cool Ranch Doritos.” -James Corden

“A Florida man is refusing to give up his ’emotional support squirrel’ even though
his condo association is threatening to evict him. Of course it’s stressful times like
these when the comforting embrace of a squirrel helps the most.” -Seth Meyers

“A federal court just ruled that sharing your Netflix password is now a federal crime.
So if you’ve been looking for a way to send your parents to prison,
here’s your chance.” -Jimmy Fallon

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
A young college girl came running in tears to her father. “Dad,
you gave me some terrible financial advice!” she cried.
“I did? What did I tell you?” said the dad.
“You told me to put my money in that big bank, and now that big bank is in trouble.”
“What are you talking about? That’s one of the largest banks in the world,”
he said. “Surely there must be some mistake.”
“I don’t think so,” she sniffed.
“They just returned one of my checks
with a note saying, ‘Insufficient Funds’.” 😳😳😎

Thursday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“Jack, this is where we first met.”

Answer: Titanic!
This quote is said by Rose while she and Jack cling to the Titanic’s stern as the ship sinks. Jack dies but Rose survives.
A few days prior to the sinking, Rose attempted to commit suicide by jumping off the stern. Thankfully, Jack saw her and intervened.

Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“Will you forget the head slicin’ thing?

Thursday’s Quizzler is….​
When you behead a word, you remove the first letter and still have a valid word.
You will be given clues for the two words, longer word first.
Example: Begin -> Sour, acidic
Answer: The words are Start and Tart.

1. A trip through the air -> Illumination; not heavy
2. Travelling through the air -> Not telling the truth
3. True statement -> Part of a play; something done
4. Straightforward; blunt -> Position in a hierarchy
5. Cord for igniting an explosive -> To employ; exploit
6. An example of a number -> Belonging to us
7. To put in as much as possible -> Unwell; sick
8. High body temperature -> At any time; at all times

ANSWER: 1. Flight -> Light

2. Flying -> Lying
3. Fact -> Act
4. Frank -> Rank
5. Fuse -> Use
6. Four -> Our
7. Fill -> Ill
8. Fever -> Ever

Friday’s Quizzler is….​
If you throw me from the window,
I will leave a grieving wife.
Bring me back, but in the door, and
You’ll see someone giving life!

What am I?

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