WELCOME to THURSDAY December 14. 2023

Psychiatrist phone
Hello. Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline
If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.
If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2.
If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5, and 6.
If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want.
Just stay on the line so we can trace the call.
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.
If you are manic-depressive, it doesn’t matter which number you press. No one will answer.
If you are anxious, just start pressing numbers at random.
If you are phobic, don’t press anything.
If you are anal retentive, please hold. 😳😳

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT THURSDAY, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“What they could do to make it easier is combine the two, real estate
and obituaries: Mr. Klein died today leaving a wife, two children, and a
spacious three-bedroom apartment with a wood-burning fireplace.”
—Harry (Billy Crystal), When Harry Met Sally

“The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It’s a good non-specific
symptom; I’m a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you that a good phony
fever is a dead lock, but you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor’s
office. That’s worse than school. You fake a stomach cramp, and when you’re bent
over, moaning and wailing, you lick your palms. It’s a little childish and stupid,
but then, so is high school.”
—Ferris Bueller (Matthew Broderick), Ferris Bueller’s Day Off

“I like my money where I can see it: hanging in my closet.”
—Carrie (Sarah Jessica Parker), Sex and the City

Cal: “You are really pushing my buttons today.”
Becky: “Which one is ‘mute’?”
—Waitress, the Musical

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
A guy goes to a psychiatrist. “Doc, I keep having these alternating
recurring dreams. First I’m a teepee; then I’m a wigwam; then I’m
a teepee; then I’m a wigwam. It’s driving me crazy. What’s wrong
with me?” The doctor replies: “It’s very simple. You’re two tents.”😳😳

Wednesday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“All this machine does is swim and eat and make little sharks.”

Answer: Jaws!
The waters off Amity Island have become a hunting ground for a massive Great White Shark.
In this particular scene, marine scientist Matt Hooper is trying to convince Amity Island’s mayor,
Larry Vaughn, that they have a major shark problem.

Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“She’s gonna eat me!”

Wednesday’s Quizzler is….​
When you behead a word, you remove the first letter and still have a valid word.
You will be given clues for the two words, longer word first.
Example: Begin -> Sour, acidic
Answer: The words are Start and Tart.

1. Female parent -> Not one already mentioned; alternate
2. Several; large indefinite number -> One; some indefinite number
3. A story’s lesson -> Relating to the mouth; using speech
4. Face disguise -> To request
5. Trough for animal food -> Wrath; strong displeasure
6. Sparse, poor quality -> Showing keen interest
7. Symbolic team figure -> Necktie or scarf with broad ends
8. Anything that belongs to a group -> Glowing wood fragment

ANSWER: 1. Mother -> Other

2. Many -> Any
3. Moral -> Oral
4. Mask -> Ask
5. Manger -> Anger
6. Meager -> Eager
7. Mascot -> Ascot
8. Member -> Ember

Thursday’s Quizzler is….​
When you curtail a word, you remove the last letter and still have a valid word. You will be given clues for the two words, longer word first.
Example: Begin -> Heavenly body
Answer: The words are Start and Star.

1. Attract or please through personality -> To burn; scorch
2. Giving out moderate heat -> Conflict between nations
3. Kingdom; domain -> True; genuine
4. Solid, hard; fixed in place -> Type of evergreen tree
5. Remove from the surface; glide on a surface -> Narrow runner for gliding on snow
6. Line formed by sewing two pieces together -> Large body of salt water
7. Sew the edge of a cloth -> Male person
8. Agriculture site -> At a great distance

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