WELCOME to FRIDAY December 15. 2023
Here’s The Story…..
I’d been working on my business degree for about a year when I finally
got to take a popular finance course. I went to the bookstore to buy the
text and was shocked to find out that it would cost me $96. I asked how
much it was worth if I sold it back at the end of the semester.
“You’ll get $24,” said the clerk.
“This is insane,” I protested as I wrote out the check.
“I know,” replied the clerk sympathetically.
“I’ve always thought that a person who buys a finance book for $96 and then sells
it back for $24 should fail the course.”😳😳
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT WEEKEND, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“A teenager in Arkansas was arrested after he was caught driving without
a license on his way to the DMV to take a driving test, tried to flee, and crashed
into a police car. On the plus side, it sounds like he was probably
going to fail anyway.” -Seth Meyers
“For the first time ever, more than half of all senior citizens in the U.S. are using
the Internet. Yeah, I read that when my grandma sent the entire story to me
in the subject line of an email.” -Jimmy Fallon
“Today two men dressed as Batman and Captain America tried to rob someone
at a gas station. They’re being charged with attempted robbery
and mixing Marvel with DC.” -Conan O’Brien 😁😁
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
While I was working in the men’s section of a department store, a woman
asked me to help her choose a white dress shirt for her husband.
When I asked about his size, the woman looked stumped at first, then her
face brightened. She held up her hands, forming a circle with her forefingers and thumbs.
“I don’t know his size,” she said, “but my hands fit perfectly around his neck.” 😳😳
Thursday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“She’s gonna eat me!”
Answer: The Lion King!
This is the story of Simba, son of King Mufasa and Queen Sarabi.
Pumbaa shouts this line when Nala is chasing him, intent on turning him into her lunch.
Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“Taking dinosaurs off this island is the worst idea in the long sad history of bad ideas
and I’m gonna be there when you learn that.”
Thursday’s Quizzler is….
When you curtail a word, you remove the last letter and still have a valid word.
You will be given clues for the two words, longer word first.
Example: Begin -> Heavenly body
Answer: The words are Start and Star.
- Attract or please through personality -> To burn; scorch
- Giving out moderate heat -> Conflict between nations
- Kingdom; domain -> True; genuine
- Solid, hard; fixed in place -> Type of evergreen tree
- Remove from the surface; glide on a surface -> Narrow runner for gliding on snow
- Line formed by sewing two pieces together -> Large body of salt water
- Sew the edge of a cloth -> Male person
- Agriculture site -> At a great distance
ANSWER: 1. Charm -> Char
- Warm -> War
- Realm -> Real
- Firm -> Fir
- Skim -> Ski
- Seam -> Sea
- Hem -> He
- Farm -> Far
Friday’s Quizzler is….
Some people’s names (such as “Will Power”) suggest a certain personality or career choice. Given below are some last names and professions (in no particular order). For each last name, your task is to think of a common first name, such that it suggests one of the given professions. Each last name and profession must be used just once.
Example: Sonny Day would suggest a meteorologist.
Last Names: Ball, King, Major, Mee, Soares, Turner
Professions: Paleontologist, Author, Musician, Plumber, Astrologer, Lawyer
The hint provides the first names.
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