WELCOME to TUESDAY December 19. 2023
Here’s The Story…..
My wife has these days when she wants us to “talk about things.”
On one of these occasions we were discussing our future so I asked her,
“What would you do if I die before you do?”
After some thought, she said that she’d probably look for a house-sharing
situation with two or three other single or widowed women who might be
a little younger than herself, since she is so active for her age.
Then she asked me, “What will you do if I die first?”
I replied, “Probably the same thing.” 😳😳
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a HAPPY TUESDAY, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“According to a new study, women are more attracted to men who talk less.
Which is why you often overhear women say, ‘Check out that mime.'” -Conan O’Brien
“Indonesia’s anti-drug chief is proposing that the country put narcotics offenders
in a jail on an island surrounded by crocodiles. The plan is to send the inmates food
supplies every day but they will have to survive on their own. This already sounds
like a reality TV show I would totally watch.” -James Corden
“A cellist in Oregon was arrested after police found over 100 pounds of marijuana
in his car trunk. Thankfully, when they pulled him over, he didn’t resort to violins.” -Seth Meyers
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
A man was wandering around a fairground and he happened to see a fortune-tellers tent.
Thinking it would be good for a laugh, he went inside and sat down.
“Ah…..” said the woman as she gazed into her crystal ball.
“I see you are the father of two children.”
“That’s what you think”, the man laughed. I’m the father of THREE children.”
The woman grinned and said, “That’s what YOU think!” 😳😳😎
Monday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“Fight that plaque! Fight that plaque! Scary monsters don’t have plaque!”
Answer: Monsters, Inc.!
Two monsters, Sulley and Mike, are getting ready to start work at Monsters Inc, where they use screams from human children to produce electricity for their city. Mike says this line while Sulley cleans his teeth.
Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“That’s not a knife..THAT’S a knife!”
Monday’s Quizzler is….
A spoonerism is a pair of words that can have their initial sounds switched to form new words. The pairs need only sound the same, not necessarily be spelled the same (power saw & sour paw, horse cart & coarse heart). There may sometimes be one or two connecting words (kick the stone & stick the cone, king of the rats & ring of the cats). Given the following definitions, what are the spoonerisms?
1) a lock’s companion and a bright-colored tropical bird & a vegetable and a vegetable
2) a chilly tome & a courageous chef
3) a mournful song & a spoiled cold dish of vegetables served with dressing
4) an excavation of an underground ore deposit in Geneva & the winner of a beauty pageant sponsored by pig farmers
ANSWER: 1) key and parrot & pea and carrot
2) cold book & bold cook
3) sad ballad & bad salad
4) Swiss mine & Miss Swine
Tuesday’s Quizzler is….
When you curtail a word, you remove the last letter and still have a valid word. You will be given clues for the two words, longer word first.
Example: Begin -> Heavenly body
Answer: The words are Start and Star.
- Local region of land -> Determine the number
- Small -> A metallic element
- Sarcasm -> A metallic element
- Red gem -> Cause friction
- Slick -> Foot covering
- Prepared -> Understand something written
- Analyse; learn -> House frame upright
- Paralysis of a body part with uncontrolled tremors -> Friends
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