WELCOME to THURSDAY December 21. 2023

Here’s The Story….. 

At the airport for a business trip, I settled down to wait for the boarding 

announcement at Gate 35. Then I heard the voice on the public address 

system saying, “We apologize for the inconvenience, 

but Delta Flight 570 will board from Gate 41.”

So my family picked up our luggage and carried it over to Gate 41. Not ten 

minutes later the public address voice told us that 

Flight 570 would in fact be boarding from Gate 35.

So, again, we gathered our carry-on luggage and returned to the original gate. 

Just as we were settling down, the public address voice spoke again: 

“Thank you for participating in Delta’s physical fitness program. 😳😳😳

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT THURSDAY, people, stay safe,

and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“I’m one stomach flu away from my goal weight.”

—Emily Charlton (Emily Blunt), The Devil Wears Prada

“I’d like to have a kid, but I’m not sure I’m ready to spend 

10 years of my life constantly asking someone where his shoes are.”

—Damien Fahey

“Why yes, I can carry on a conversation made 

up entirely of movie quotes.”

—Anonymous

“I’m sure wherever my Dad is, he’s looking down on us. 

He’s not dead, just very condescending.”

—Jack Whitehall

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes

A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked 

how this was accomplished, he said that things were all done for him: 

“I am placed in the door with my seeing eye dog and told when to jump. 

My hand is placed on my release ring for me and out I go with the dog.”

“But how do you know when you are going to land?” he was asked. 

“I have a very keen sense of smell, and I can smell the trees and grass 

when I am 300 feet from the ground” he answered.

“But how do you know when to lift your legs for the final arrival on the ground?” 

he was again asked. He quickly answered: “Oh, the dog’s leash goes slack.” 😳😳

Wednesday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “

 “You’re terrible Muriel!” in which sleeper hit movie?

Answer:   Muriel’s Wedding!

“Muriel’s Wedding” (1994), told the story of Muriel Heslop from Porpoise Spit, who entertains dreams of being married and getting out of Porpoise Spit forever. Famous for its resurrection of the ABBA smash hit “Dancing Queen”, “Muriels Wedding” became a huge hit, also blossoming the emerging careers of Toni Collette (Muriel) and Rachel Griffiths (Rhonda). It spawned many memorable quotes, though most can’t be used on this site. Written and directed by PJ Hogan (no relation to Paul), who also directed “My Best Friend’s Wedding”.

Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???

“Would’ve been a shame to blow it up.” I know these movies were released in the US as 

“Road Warrior”, I want the Australian release title.

Wednesday’s Quizzler is….​

A spoonerism is a pair of words that can have their initial sounds switched to form new words. The pairs need only sound the same, not necessarily be spelled the same (power saw & sour paw, horse cart & coarse heart). There may sometimes be one or two connecting words (kick the stone & stick the cone, king of the rats & ring of the cats). Given the following definitions, what are the spoonerisms?

1) spoiled Neanderthal child & courageous cougar

2) child of a sorceress & liquid in a trench

3) milk and cheese & fops who are imaginary beings with magical powers

4) fondle feathers & Amsterdam  

ANSWER: 1) cave brat & brave cat

2) witch daughter & ditch water

3) dairy foods & fairy dudes

4) touch down & Dutch town 

Thursday’s Quizzler is….​

Three brothers share a family sport:

A non-stop marathon

The oldest one is fat and short

And trudges slowly on

The middle brother’s tall and slim

And keeps a steady pace

The youngest runs just like the wind,

Speeding through the race

“He’s young in years, we let him run,”

The other brothers say

“‘Cause though he’s surely number one,

He’s second, in a way.”

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