WELCOME to FRIDAY December 22. 2023

Here’s The Story…..
One day, Bill and Tom went to a restaurant for dinner. As soon as the
waiter took out two steaks, Bill quickly picked out the bigger steak for himself.
Tom wasn’t happy about that: “When are you going to learn to be polite?”
Bill: “If you had the chance to pick first, which one would you pick?”
Tom: “The smaller piece, of course.”
Bill: “What are you whining about then? The smaller piece is what you want, right?” 😳
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT WEEKEND, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“I’m sure wherever my Dad is, he’s looking down
on us. He’s not dead, just very condescending.”
—Jack Whitehall

“I like long walks, especially when they
are taken by people who annoy me.”
—Noel Coward

“Trying is the first step toward failure.”
—Homer Simpson, The Simpsons

“I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized
that the other day inside my fort.”
—Zach Galifianakis

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
A family of three tomatoes were walking downtown one day when
the little baby tomato started lagging behind. The big father tomato
walks back to the baby tomato, stomps on her, squashing her into
a red paste, and says, “Ketchup!” 😳😳😳😎

Thursday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“Would’ve been a shame to blow it up.” I know these movies were released in the US as
“Road Warrior”, I want the Australian release title.

Answer: Mad Max II!
“Mad Max 2” (1981) became a hugely successful sequel to “Mad Max” (“Road Warrior” in the US). Rarely does a sequel absolutely smash the original in the box office! This was one of my favorite lines from this movie, what a car.. jet black XB Falcon hardtop, blown 351ci, nitrous… Hmmm.

Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“Green is nice!” – the car was red!

Thursday’s Quizzler is….​
Three brothers share a family sport:
A non-stop marathon
The oldest one is fat and short
And trudges slowly on
The middle brother’s tall and slim
And keeps a steady pace
The youngest runs just like the wind,
Speeding through the race
“He’s young in years, we let him run,”
The other brothers say
“‘Cause though he’s surely number one,
He’s second, in a way.”

ANSWER: The hands on a clock (hour, minute, and second).

Friday’s Quizzler is….​
Last week, the local Primary school was visited by the Government School Inspector
who was there to check that teachers were performing well in their respective classes.
He was very impressed with one particular teacher. The Inspector noticed that each
time the class teacher asked a question, every child in the class put up their hands enthusiastically to answer it.
More surprisingly, whilst the teacher chose a different child to answer the questions each time, the answers were always correct.
Why would this be?

LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in NEXT WEDNESDAYS Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/

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