WELCOME to THURSDAY December 28. 2023

Here’s The Story……
Two friends are discussing the possibility of love.
“I thought I was in love three times,” one friend says.
“How so?” his friend asks.
“Five years ago I deeply cared for a woman who wanted nothing to do with me.”
“And that wasn’t love?” his friend asks.
“No,” he replies. “That was obsession. Then two years ago I deeply cared for an
attractive woman who didn’t understand me.”
“Was that love?”
“No,” he replies. “That was lust. And just last year I met a woman aboard a cruise
ship to the Caribbean. She was smart, funny, and a great conversationalist. And
everywhere we met on that boat, I would get this strange sensation in the pit of my stomach.”
“Was that love?” his friend asks.
“No,” he replies. “That was seasickness.” 😳😳😎

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT THURSDAY, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“Uber signed a deal with NASA on Wednesday to develop ‘Uber Elevate,’
a new type of Uber that will use flying cars. They’re developing a flying
Uber. And you thought you vomited in the backseat of Ubers before.” -James Corden

“The Pope visited a Buddhist country and made some controversial remarks.
The worst was when the Pope saw a statue of Buddha and said,
‘At least, MY God has abs.'” -Conan O’Brien

“After facing backlash from customers, Subway says it will remove a chemical
in its bread that is also found in yoga mats. Some people were like, ‘You mean
I’ve been eating a dangerous chemical?’ While most people were like,
‘You mean I can eat my yoga mat?'” -Jimmy Fallon

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
During World War II Richard Wynn, on flight duty with the 8th Air Force Division
in Europe was shot down and captured by the Germans. After a year as prisoner
of war, he escaped and made his way back to his bomber group in England. One
of his first acts there was to hunt up the corporal on duty in the parachute building.
“Corporal,” he said, “a year ago I had occasion to use one of the parachutes that
your men had packed and I want you to know how delighted I was to find it in perfect
working order. I give you my deepest compliments and appreciation.”
“You know, Lieutenant, funny thing,” the corporal replied.
“In this work we never get any complaints.” ☹☹

Wednesday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“Under what rule were the prisoners shot?” – [Lead character] “We shot them under rule 3 0 3!”

Answer: Breaker Morant!
“Breaker Morant” (1980), is based on a true story. Lt Harry (Breaker) Morant – played by Edward Woodward, and two other Australian officers are on trial to be court-martialed in a British court for shooting twelve Boer prisoners and accidentally a German missionary, although under specific orders from senior British officers. Harry Morant earned the nickname ‘Breaker’ from his pre-Army days as a well known horse breaker.
Jack Thompson starred as Major J.F. Thomas the inexperienced defence lawyer (formerly a conveyancing solicitor) given the monumental task of defending the undefendable. (The court-martial was a foregone conclusion before the trial even started).

Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“You want me to drive him to the hospital in my car? Why would I shoot a bloke – bang! – then carry him to the bloody car and wizz him off to the hospital at a hundred miles an hour? It defeats the purpose of having shot him in the first place. I find that bloody insulting.”

Wednesday’s Quizzler is….​
What is represented by the following?
HANY
HAEY
HAEY
HADY
HALY
HAEY

ANSWER: (a) needle in a haystack
“NEEDLE” is in a stack of “HAY”s.

Thursday’s Quizzler is….​
A different fruit (a total of twelve) is buried in every one of the following lines.
Example: A word is considered ‘buried’ when it can be read like P A R I S in the
sentence “Grand-pa(pa ris)es at seven every morning.”
Can you detect them?

Ah! If I get my good ship home
I’ll find a tempting spot,
Where mayhap pleasant flowers will bloom,
And there I’ll shape a charming cot.

Where bees sip nectar in each flower,
And Philomel on hawthorn rests,
I’ll shape a rustic, sun-kissed bower –
A bower meet for angel guests.

Then she who lives and loves with me,
Sing our days of calm repose,
Sole monarch of the flowers will be –
For Myra is indeed a rose.

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