WELCOME to FRIDAY December 29. 2023
Here’s The Story……
When I was a 20-something college student, I became quite friendly with my study
partner, a 64-year-old man, who had returned to school to finish his degree. He confessed,
with a wink, that he had once thought more than friendship might be a possibility between us.
“So what changed your mind?” I asked him.
“I went to my doctor and asked if he thought a 40-year age difference between a man and
woman was insurmountable. He looked at my chart and said, ‘You’re interested in someone who’s 104?!’
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT WEEKEND, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“An Ohio-based company made a cup holder for dip that attaches to a dashboard
so you can eat chips and dip while you drive. I don’t have a joke about this, I just
wanted to remind you we’re still the greatest country in the world.” -Conan O’Brien
“A new study has found that specially trained pigeons can have up to an 85 percent
accuracy rate of detecting breast cancer in humans. Which means that 15 percent
of the time it’s just a pigeon staring at your boobs.” -Seth Meyers
“Astronomers announced today that they have discovered an earth-sized planet in our
corner of the galaxy that is potentially habitable by humans. Yeah, they think the planet
may have breathable air and drinkable water, which is impressive because we barely have
those things here in Los Angeles. The planet in question orbits a star called Ross 128.
It’s part of a larger system that includes Chandler, Joey and Monica 128.” -James Corden
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
An applicant was being interviewed for admission to a prominent medical school.
“Tell me,” inquired the interviewer, “where do you expect to be five years from now?”
“Well, let’s see,” replied the student. “It’s Wednesday afternoon.
I guess I’ll be on the golf course by now.” 😳😳
Thursday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“You want me to drive him to the hospital in my car? Why would I shoot a bloke – bang! – then carry him to the bloody car and wizz him off to the hospital at a hundred miles an hour? It defeats the purpose of having shot him in the first place. I find that bloody insulting.”
Answer: Chopper!
“Chopper” (2000) starring Eric Bana as Mark ‘Chopper’ Read, tells a story of the notorious underworld figure, standover man and self-confessed hitman. The likeness between Bana and the real Chopper was startling.
Ned Kelly, a bushranger, couldn’t have taken someone he’d shot to hospital in a car.
“Romper Stomper” helped to launch the fast-emerging career of Russell Crowe.
“The Odd Angry Shot” was an Australian made Vietnam War movie.
Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“I am the Night Rider, I am a fuel-injected suicide machine!”
Thursday’s Quizzler is….
A different fruit (a total of twelve) is buried in every one of the following lines.
Example: A word is considered ‘buried’ when it can be read like P A R I S in the
sentence “Grand-pa(pa ris)es at seven every morning.”
Can you detect them?
Ah! If I get my good ship home
I’ll find a tempting spot,
Where mayhap pleasant flowers will bloom,
And there I’ll shape a charming cot.
Where bees sip nectar in each flower,
And Philomel on hawthorn rests,
I’ll shape a rustic, sun-kissed bower –
A bower meet for angel guests.
Then she who lives and loves with me,
Sing our days of calm repose,
Sole monarch of the flowers will be –
For Myra is indeed a rose.
ANSWER: Ah! I(f I g)et my good ship home
I’ll fin(d a te)mpting spot,
Where mayh(ap ple)asant flowers will bloom,
And there I’ll sha(pe a ch)arming cot.
Where bees sip (nectar in e)ach flower,
And Philo(mel on) hawthorn rests,
I’ll sha(pe a r)ustic, sun-kissed bower –
A bower meet f(or ange)l guests.
Then she wh(o live)s and loves with me,
Sin(g our d)ays of calm repose,
So(le mon)arch of the flowers will be –
For My(ra is in)deed a rose.
Friday’s Quizzler is….
Harry and his friends decide to share the last of a packet of Bertie Bott’s Every Flavor beans. None were impressed with the flavor of their bean, so each decided to show off their skills by casting a different spell on them. Who cast what spell on which bean?
(Note: Primary colors refer to those of pigments, ie blue, red and yellow.)
Friends: Harry, Ron, Hermione, Neville and Hagrid
Colors: Green, Blue, Red, Orange and Purple
Flavors: Vomit, Earwax, Cardboard, Snot and Mud
Spell: Vanishing, Speaking, Levitating, Exploding and Growing
- The boy with the cardboard flavored bean cast a spell which made noise. The earwax flavored bean was very quiet.
- Harry’s bean was a primary color.
- Hermione’s bean, which was not purple, grew almost out of control.
- The red vomit flavored bean was levitated.
- Hagrid’s bean, which was not a primary color, exploded after a failed illuminating spell.
- Neville’s orange bean did not speak.
- The green bean questioned where the orange bean had gone.
- The snot flavored bean was blue. The green bean did not taste like earwax. The purple bean was mud flavored.
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