WELCOME to TUESDAY January 2. 2023
Here’s The Story……
A distraught man made an appointment with a psychiatrist.
“I was out of town on business,” he told the doctor,” and I accidentally texted
my wife that I would be coming home on Wednesday instead of Tuesday. When
I got in I went straight home as fast as I could, and when I got
there I found her in bed with my best friend!”
The man then broke down into uncontrollable tears.
The doctor considered the problem for a couple of moments then said,
“Maybe she never got your telegram.”
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a HAPPY TUESDAY, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
A new study says that having relations decreases your
chances of getting a cold. The more relations you have,
the less you’ll have a cold. Just wait until guys get hold of this.
A woman sneezes and he’ll be saying, “Hey, I’ve got something for that.”
A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards…
You need a Heart to love him
A Diamond to marry him
A Club to smash his head in
And a Spade to bury him
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
One afternoon while I was visiting my library, I noticed a group of preschoolers gathered
for story time. The book they were reading was: THERE WAS AN OLD LADY WHO SWALLOWED A FLY.
After the librarian finished the first page, she asked the children, “Do you think she’ll die?”
“Nope,” a little girl in the back said. “I saw this last night on FEAR FACTOR.” 😳😳
Friday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“I am the Night Rider, I am a fuel-injected suicide machine!”
Answer: Mad Max!
George Miller’s “Mad Max” opened a window for a whole new genre of movies and this line was delivered in the opening sequences while the police are in pursuit of a crazed lunatic. Max (Mel Gibson) is listening to the chase over the radio while coolly and calmly putting on gloves, glasses etc.
Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“You’ve just got to tell them.” “That we lost Apollo 11?” “Well, I wouldn’t say that first.”
“What would you say first?” “How about ‘hey, you’ll never guess what happened…”
Friday’s Quizzler is….
Harry and his friends decide to share the last of a packet of Bertie Bott’s Every Flavor beans. None were impressed with the flavor of their bean, so each decided to show off their skills by casting a different spell on them. Who cast what spell on which bean?
(Note: Primary colors refer to those of pigments, ie blue, red and yellow.)
Friends: Harry, Ron, Hermione, Neville and Hagrid
Colors: Green, Blue, Red, Orange and Purple
Flavors: Vomit, Earwax, Cardboard, Snot and Mud
Spell: Vanishing, Speaking, Levitating, Exploding and Growing
- The boy with the cardboard flavored bean cast a spell which made noise. The earwax flavored bean was very quiet.
- Harry’s bean was a primary color.
- Hermione’s bean, which was not purple, grew almost out of control.
- The red vomit flavored bean was levitated.
- Hagrid’s bean, which was not a primary color, exploded after a failed illuminating spell.
- Neville’s orange bean did not speak.
- The green bean questioned where the orange bean had gone.
- The snot flavored bean was blue. The green bean did not taste like earwax. The purple bean was mud flavored.
ANSWER: Harry levitated the red vomit flavoured bean.
Ron made the green cardboard flavoured bean speak uncontrollably.
Hermione made the blue snot flavoured bean grow.
Neville made his orange earwax flavoured bean disappear, much to his disappointment as he wanted it to multiply.
Hagrid exploded his purple mud flavoured bean.
Friday’s Quizzler is….
The letter “o” has been removed from the following
words. Can you guess them all?
1) utdr
2) bnxius
3) drus
4) nlker
5) nmatpeia
6) ppsitin
7) rthdx
8) cckat
9) prtbell
10) vd
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