WELCOME to WEDNESDAY January 3. 2023

Here’s The Story……
A fellow finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St. Peter explains that its not
so easy to get in heaven. There are some criteria before entry is allowed.
For example, was the man religious in life? Attend church? No? St. Peter told him that’s bad.
Was he generous? give money to the poor? Charities? No? St. Peter told him that that too was bad.
Did he do any good deeds? Help his neighbor? Anything? No? St. Peter was becoming concerned.
Exasperated, Peter says, “Look, everybody does something nice sometime. Work with me, I’m trying to help. Now think!”
The man says, “There was this old lady. I came out of a store and found her surrounded by a dozen Hell’s Angels.
They had taken her purse and were shoving her around, taunting and abusing her.
I got so mad I threw my bags down, fought through the crowd, and got her purse back.
then helped her to her feet. I then went up to the biggest, baddest biker and told him how despicable,
cowardly and mean he was and then spat in his face”.
“Wow”, said Peter, “That’s impressive. When did this happen”?
“Oh, about 10 minutes ago”, replied the man. ☹☹☹
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a WONDERFUL WEDNESDAY, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“I’m sure wherever my Dad is, he’s looking down on
us. He’s not dead, just very condescending.”
—Jack Whitehall

“I like long walks, especially when they are
taken by people who annoy me.”
—Noel Coward

“Trying is the first step toward failure.”
—Homer Simpson, The Simpsons

“I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized
that the other day inside my fort.”
—Zach Galifianakis

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
Two men died and went to Heaven. St. Peter greeted them, and said “I’m sorry,
gentlemen, but your mansions aren’t ready yet. Until they are, I can send you
back to Earth as whatever you want to be.”
“Great!” said the first guy, “I want to be an eagle soaring above beautiful scenery!”
“No problem,” replied St. Peter, and POOF! The guy was gone. “And what do
you want to be,” St. Peter asked the other guy.
“I’d like to be one cool stud!” was the reply.
“Easy,” replied St. Peter, and the other guy was gone.
After a few months, their mansions were finished, and St. Peter sent an angel to fetch them back.
“You’ll find them easily,” he says, “One of them is soaring above the Grand Canyon,
and the other one is on a snow tire somewhere in Detroit!” ☹☹😎😳

Tuesday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“You’ve just got to tell them.” “That we lost Apollo 11?” “Well, I wouldn’t say that first.”
“What would you say first?” “How about ‘hey, you’ll never guess what happened…”

Answer: The Dish!
“The Dish” (2000) directed by Rob Sitch (“The Castle”), written by Santo Cilauro and Tom Gleisner (both co-writers of “The Castle”) was another output of this prolific trio. They have all collaborated together for many well-known Aussie television comedies, including “Frontline”, “The Panel”, “The Hollowmen”, “The D Generation”, “Thank God You’re Here” and “The Late Show”. Based on a true story, it stars Sam Neill as Cliff Buxton, one of several characters based at the satellite dish in the country town of Parkes, NSW. NASA have given control of the lunar landing and the movie contains some hilarious moments including a visit from the Prime Minister.

Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“Tell ‘im he’s dreaming!”, “That’s goin’ straight to the pool room!” and ‘Just feel the serenity!”

Tuesday’s Quizzler is….​
The letter “o” has been removed from the following
words. Can you guess them all?

1) utdr
2) bnxius
3) drus
4) nlker
5) nmatpeia
6) ppsitin
7) rthdx
8) cckat
9) prtbell
10) vd

ANSWER: 1) outdoor
2) obnoxious
3) odorous
4) onlooker
5) onomatopoeia
6) opposition
7) orthodox
8) cockatoo
9) portobello
10) voodoo

Wednesday’s Quizzler is….​
In this teaser you must place a 3-letter word on the dashes to complete a
word on the left and to begin another word with those letters on the right.
Example:
e a r _ _ _ m e = e a r T H Y/ T H Y m e

1. f e a t _ _ _ o i c = ?
2. c o u r _ _ _ n d a = ?
3. d i s p _ _ _ o v e r = ?
4. k e e _ _ _ s i s t = ?
5. r u n _ _ _ i c e = ?

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