WELCOME to FRIDAY January 5. 2023

Here’s The Story……
Two guys are walking to church services, and one asks, “I wonder
whether it would be all right to smoke while I pray?”
“Why don’t you ask the priest?”
So he does and the priest quickly answers, “No, you may not! That’s
utter disrespect to our religion and traditions!”
The guy tells his friend what the priest said, and he replied, “I’m not
surprised. You asked the wrong question. Let me try.”
He goes over to the priest and asks, “Father, will it be OK if I pray while I smoke?”
The priest smiles warmly and says, “By all means, my good man. By all means.”
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT WEEKEND, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed
us with sense, reason and intellect has intended us to forgo their use.”
— Galileo Galilei

“There are two kinds of people who never amount to much: those who
cannot do what they are told, and those who can do nothing else.”
— Cyrus Curtis

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
As a nightclub owner, I hired a pianist and a drummer to entertain my
customers. After several performances, I discovered the drummer had
walked away with some of my valuables. I notified police, who arrested him.
Desperate for another drummer, I called a friend who knew some musicians.
“What happened to the drummer you had?” he asked me.
“I had him arrested,” I replied.
My friend paused for a second and asked, “Just how badly did he play?” 😳

Thursday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“People freak out, coz they think I’m handling the stuff. I dunno if they think I eat it,
or whether they think I scrub it on myself… I plumb it.”

Answer: Kenny!
“Kenny” (2006) became an instant hit with Australian audiences and scooped six awards plus nine nominations within the Australian film industry, tells the story of Kenny, a ‘human waste disposal technician’. I love the day at the races.

Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
.if what you say is true, it could be dangerous.

Thursday’s Quizzler is….​
A spoonerism is a pair of words that can have their initial sounds switched to form new words. The pairs need only sound the same, not necessarily be spelled the same (power saw & sour paw, horse cart & coarse heart). There may sometimes be one or two connecting words (kick the stone & stick the cone, king of the rats & ring of the cats). Given the following definitions, what are the spoonerisms?

1) a circular depression & a part for a canine actor
2) a container for an alcoholic beverage & an insignificant insect
3) a container for a container & the bottom of a coffin
4) a cunning wolf relative & insect foot coverings

ANSWER: 1) round hole & hound role
2) beer mug & mere bug
3) basket case & casket base
4) sly fox & fly socks

Friday’s Quizzler is….​
Emperor Akbar once ruled over India. He was a wise and intelligent ruler, and he had in his court the Nine Gems, his nine advisors, who were each known for a particular skill. One of these Gems was Birbal, known for his wit and wisdom. The story below is one of the examples of his wit. Do you have it in you to find out the answer?

Once Akbar challenged Birbal. He asked Birbal to write a line on the wall which when read in happy times makes you sad but when read in sad times makes you happy.

What would he have written to satisfy the conditions given by his king?

LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in MONDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/

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