WELC0ME to WEDNESDAY January 10. 2023
Here’s The Story…..
A golfer hits a big slice on the first hole, and his ball
ends up behind a small shed. He’s about to chip out when the
caddie says, “Wait! I’ll open the window and the door, then
you can hit a 3-wood right through the shed.”
After the caddie opens the escape route, the golfer makes a
big swing. The ball nearly makes it, but hits the windowsill,
then bounces back and hits the golfer in the head.
The next thing the golpher knows, he’s standing at the Pearly
Gates. Saint Peter sees him with his 3-wood in hand and says,
“I guess you think you’re a pretty good golfer.”
And the guy says, “Hey, I got here in two, didn’t I?”😳
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a WONDERFUL WEDNESDAY, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
On the phone with a golf buddy who has asked him to play, a
guy says: “I am the master of my home and can play golf
whenever I want. But hold on a minute while I find out if I
want to.”
“Virtue is often the result of insufficient temptation.”
—Cheers, George
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
A man came home from watching a rugby match between Ireland
and France. He young son welcomed him home saying, “How was it, Dad?”
“It was terribly violent, son. In the break, the Irish
skipper came off the filed with a bruised testicle!”
“Oh, he must have been in such pain!”
“No, no, laddie. It belonged to one of the Frenchmen.” 😳😳😳
Tuesday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
‘I’m here to fix your broken Kung Fu’.
Answer: 5 Super fighters
A mysterious fighter comes to town using this quote as he enters each Kung Fu school correcting what he feels is bad Kung Fu. He runs into a master with three students, beating them all. After being taught by different teachers for six months they come back and defeat the mysterious fighter.
Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
‘Eight left and hands, feet on seven stars’
Tuesday’s Quizzler is….
There are five weather forecasters getting ready for a weekend forecast. Each forecaster is predicting different weather and is choosing a suit and “tie” (yes, the women, too) of different color combinations. There are 3 men (John, Matt and Tim) and 2 women (Karen and Sarah).
Can you determine the color of the suit, the color and pattern of the tie, and the weather prediction for each forecaster?
- The forecaster who wore a black suit did not predict snow or rain.
- Many viewers called in to comment on the whimsically printed tan tie and brown suit combination.
- The five forecasters were: Matt, the woman who predicted high winds, the person in a black suit, the man with a striped tie, and the woman in an olive suit.
- A solid white tie was chosen to represent the snowy forecast that day.
- John’s orange tie was hated by his wife.
- Sarah had a teal colored tie which was not floral.
- Tim predicted sun and did not wear brown or black.
- The man who predicted rain did not wear a striped tie.
- The blue suit was worn by a man.
ANSWER: John, black suit, orange floral tie, foggy
Tim, blue suit, striped pink tie, sunny
Sarah, gray suit, dotted teal tie, windy
Matt, brown suit, whimsical tan tie, rainy
Karen, olive suit, solid white tie, snowy
Wednesday’s Quizzler is….
Emperor Akbar once ruled over India. He was a wise and intelligent ruler, and he had in his court the Nine Gems, his nine advisors, who were each known for a particular skill. One of these Gems was Birbal, known for his wit and wisdom. The story below is one of the examples of his wit. Do you have it in you to find out the answer?
Once Akbar challenged Birbal. He asked Birbal to write a line on the wall which when read in happy times makes you sad but when read in sad times makes you happy.
What would he have written to satisfy the conditions given by his king?
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