WELC0ME to MONDAY January 15. 2024
Here’s The Story…..
A man walks into a bar with his dog and puts the dog on a
barstool. The bartender asks the man what he wants to drink.
“I’ll have a bourbon and Coke.”
The man then turns to his dog and asks, “What are you going to
have, Rover?”
“I’ll have a Scotch and soda–light on the soda,” says Rover.
The bartender is skeptical about the dog talking. “Come on,” he
says, “that dog can’t talk — you’re a ventriloquist!”
“No, Rover can really talk. While I am in the restroom, you can
have a conversation with him yourself, but don’t let him out of
your sight. He is a very valuable dog.”
The man goes to the restroom. When he returns, the dog is gone.
“Hey, where’s my dog? I told you not to let him out of your
sight.”
“Aw, I didn’t believe that Rover could talk, so I gave him a
quarter and sent him to the drug store to buy me a paper.”
“Let’s go look for him,” said the man.
The two went to the drugstore. No Rover. They walked up and down
nearby alleys and streets, but stil no dog. Finally, they find
Rover in the park romancing another dog.
Pointing his finger at Rover, the man says, “How come
you are doing this? You have never done this before!”
“It’s the first time I ever had any money.” 😳
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT MONDAY, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“Progress might have been all right once,
but it has gone on too long.”
—Ogden Nash
“It is easier to forgive an enemy
than to forgive a friend.”
—William Blake (1757-1827)
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
One of the best marksmen in the FBI was passing through a small town.
Everywhere he saw evidence of the most amazing marksmanship. On trees,
on walls, and on fences there were numerous bull’s-eyes with the bullet hole
in dead center. The FBI man asked one of the townsmen if he could meet
the person responsible for this incredible accuracy.
They were introduced and the FBI man quickly realized that man was the village idiot.
“This is the best marksmanship I have ever seen,” said the FBI man. “How in the world do you do it?”
“Nothing to it,” said the idiot. “I shoot first and draw the circles afterward.” 😳
Friday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
‘I’ve had the Yin Chi manual for 10 years’. ‘Had I not mastered it, I regard myself as an idiot’.
Answer: Shaolin vs Lama!
The Lama chief poses as a Shaolin Monk and steals the secret manual. It holds the secrets of the Iron Body technique. He then comes to the temple and kills the Monk, who was actually his teacher when he was a student of Shaolin. He uses this techinque to the surprise of the Monk, then uses the quote letting him know that he studied the manual for 10 years. The Monk finds a weak spot in the Iron Body technique, which is the armpits of the Lama Chief, right before the chief kills him.
Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
‘Don’t tell me all the men of Shaolin have become cowards’,
Friday’s Quizzler is….
Each of the clues make up a type of flower, for example “small container + to allow” would be “vial + let”, or “violet.”
Can you figure out these five?
- an implement + flesh around mouth
- foppish + a large carnivorous wildcat
- to wed + a soft yellow element
- a false statement + be deficient in
- indicates an alternative + child
ANSWER: 1. Tulip (tool + lip)
- Dandelion (dandy + lion)
- Marigold (marry + gold)
- Lilac (lie + lack)
- Orchid (or + kid)
Monday’s Quizzler is….
Feed, good, and kiss are 3 examples of words with double letters. Use the clues
and fill in the blanks to find words with consecutive double letters. Remember,
these words have 2 sets of double letters in a row!
- It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s a…
B _ _ _ _ _ N - Body modification.
T _ _ _ _ O - A Group of people.
C _ _ _ _ _ _ _ E - Acuteness or acumen.
K _ _ _ _ _ _ S
—Experts Only!—
- Kangaroos, dingos, and kookaburras!
C _ _ _ E
LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in TUESDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/
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