WELC0ME to THURSDAY January 18. 2024
Here’s The Story…..
A student called up his Mom one evening from his college and
asked her for some money, because he was broke.
His Mother said, “Sure, sweetie. I will send you some money.
You also left your economics book here when you visited two
weeks ago. Do you want me to send that up too?”
“Uhh, oh yeah, O.K.” responded the kid.
So his Mom wrapped the book along with the checks up in a
package, kissed Dad goodbye, and went to the post office to
mail the money and the book. When she gets back,
Dad asked, “Well how much did you give the boy this time?”
“Oh, I wrote two checks, one for $20, and the other for $1,000.”
“That’s $1020!!!” yelled Dad, “Are you going crazy???”
“Don’t worry hon,” Mom said, kissed Dad on the on top of his
bald head, “I taped the $20 check to the cover of his book, but I
put the $1,000 one somewhere between the pages in chapter 15!”
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT THURSDAY, people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“It’s your reaction to adversity, not adversity itself that
determines how your life’s story will develop.” – Dieter F. Uchtdorf
“Do not judge me by my success, judge me by how many times
I fell down and got back up again.” – Nelson Mandela
“This is no time for ease and comfort. It is
time to dare and endure.” – Winston Churchill
“If you can’t fly then run, if you can’t run then walk, if you
can’t walk then crawl, but whatever you do you have to
keep moving forward.” – Martin Luther King Jr.
“I can be changed by what happens to me. But
I refuse to be reduced by it.” – Maya Angelou
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
It had been snowing for hours when an announcement came
over the intercom: “Will the students who are parked on University
Drive please move their cars so that we may being plowing.”
twenty minutes later there was another announcement: “Will the
nine hundred students who went to move fourteen cars return to class.”
Wednesday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
‘These men don’t know it yet, but they’re all going to die’.
Answer: Kid with the Golden Arm!
After the shipment of gold is taken, Golden Arm makes his entrance by breaking through a wall, only revealing his arms at the time. This quote is directed at Brass Head (whom is one of the Chi Sao Gang chiefs), letting him know that he is going to avenge his death. The Chi Sao Gang is after the gold to enjoy it’s riches.
Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
‘How dare you challenge me with your so called Kung Fu, you don’t stand a chance’.
Wednesday’s Quizzler is….
I drift forever with the current
Down these long canals they’ve made
Tame, yet wild, I run elusive
Multitasking to your aid.
Before I came, the world was darker
Colder, sometimes, rougher, true
But though I might make living easy,
I’m good at killing people too.
ANSWER: Electricity
Thursday’s Quizzler is….
Find a rhyme for each word below so you end up with a
familiar three-word phrase in the form “, , and __”
Example:
Clue = “Took, Sign, Blinker”
Answer = “Hook, Line, and Sinker”
- Flop, Crook, Glisten
- Pin, Brace, Though
- Versed, Beckoned, Heard
- Leg, Sorrow, Wheel
- Bawl, Park, Ransom
- Sprawl, Tedium, Barge
- Trap, Shackle, Top
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